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October '08:

So long and thanks for all the fish!

It's been a heck of a ride but I am no longer to be found out and about on the scene.

"I am gone on a spirit walk my friend to find myself a soul. My name is foreign to your tongue, long has it been lost and forgotten. Search for me in the quiet spaces, in the gap betwixt night and dawn. Leave behind your preconceptions, no being can judge save for Ma'at."

Alternatively, you can drop me a memo and save yourself the effort

Now back to our originally scheduled profile:

I have a thing for words. Prepare for verbose or go read another profile.

About me: Well, it's all about me really isn't it?

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This section is being written by 1000 monkeys who will eventually hit on Shakespeare.

And they said it couldnt be done!

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Things I love:

• Lists
• Good manners
• Honesty
• Good friends
• Great beer
• Good food
• Sci-fi
• Giggling together
• Escaping into a book
• Getting shit done!

You talking to me? - I'm up for long rambling chats, the ones that go nowhere or round a tree and up a corner. Like the rabbit. Which rabbit? Oh do keep up!

My philosophy - The more I learn, the more I understand.

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Other Things

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Here are some of my favourite quotes:

There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings. Hodding Carter

They don't call you "The Rottweiler" for nothing you know... G - my comrade in arms

Have you ever been described as slightly unstable? Stanta

I had a dream about you last night. You were hunting me... B - my project leader

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The halfway point. You've made it this far dear traveller.

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Silver screen icons

• Chiwetel Ejiofor - Mmmm j'adore
• Tamsin Greig - Stole my heart in "Love Soup"

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Music Maestro...

NB: No you-tube videos where harmed in the making of this profile.

• Donna Summer - There will always be a you - Love it
• Don McLean - American pie - Can music save your mortal soul?
• Nine Simone - Feeling Good - Ms Simone, heaven.
• Meredith Brooks - Bitch - Bitch, Goddess, Tease...
• Elton John - I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues - Good hair day for Elton
• Dinah Washington - AIn't Misbehavin' - I am misbehavin'

Kanye West

• Stronger - Wooo!
• Gold Digger

R.E.M

• R.E.M - Losing My Religion - Have felt like this some time ago.
• Supernatural Superserious - Growing on me
• Everybody Hurts - When I need a good cry
• Man on the Moon - Full-on waterworks

For some reason Michael Stipe reminds me of John Malkovitch

Lenny Kravitz

• I belong to you - Very sweet
• It ain't over till it's over
• Fly Away

Christina Aguilera

• Aint No Other Man - ooh I do like belters!
• Candyman - Bebop heaven
• Beautiful - Yes you are
• Save Me From Myself
• Fighter - And better

Erykah Badu

• Bag Lady - Life's a journey, pack light.
• Call Tyrone - Funny lyrics

Jill Scott

• Golden - Let the joy unfold
• Gettin' In The Way - Funny song, funnier video.

John Legend

• Used To Love You
• Ordinary People

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Rooted in love, I am connected to you No matter how long and how far we roam We are held together by the invisible ties In me, you will always have a sanctuary In you, I have found a home I am safe even when I soar You will not let me crash to the ground You are lifted even in despair I will move worlds to make you happy I am worth fighting for You are worth sacrificing for In our balance, we both find peace

Fin ~~ The End