the rugby team came too early

IC Name: KinkyGerlinky Joined: 21 Dec 2008 Last visit: 2 days ago Sex/gender: Female Location: B (Birmingham), UK

Not looking at the moment. Thanks for checking out my profile, but Im only here to stay in touch with friends and read the "main topics". Thanks, darling, I bet it would have been sore-makingly fabulous, but no thanks.

I (used to be) looking for a relaxed, unhurried, guy who's happy to (1) spend the morning wondering whether to have tea or coffee,(2)spend the afternoon watching the clouds, and (3)spend the evening dozing.

No time-wasters please.

I'm a skinny, sexy, son-of-a-gun and I like being in the position shown in my "hat" picture. If you like being in the other position shown, then contact me. Its been explained to me by some helpful people on here, that I am not a true submissive. I dont crave submission, I just like being helpless, tied up, tormented and teased.

You should not be overly serious or anxious to prove how clever you are. (For instance, you should not describe yourself as "an intellectual, eloquent, a polymath" - someone has, believe it or not!)

You should not be pretentious or convoluted (for instance, you should not say: "I have found personally from experience that age is total and complete irrelevance and just another side of limitations and taboos being pushed, which if you take time to think this through in reality it can add more of a mind, emotional and physical element which is a positive than any negative and I think anyone would welcome that who seeks exposure from this world." Someone has written this to me, believe it or not!)(Insomia tip: memorise this sentence and you will never need to count sheep again).

You should not be insulting or overly touchy. (For instance, you should not tell me, when I make a little joke, that I am "a cunt" and "the most loathesome person on the planet". Someone has, believe it or!)

You should not be abrupt or "too much, too early". (For instance you should not send me a first memo that says nothing more than "Do you do anal?". Someone has, believe it or not!)

If you want to humiliate, degrade, hurt me or "punish" me for me some contrived reason, then I am not interested.

I just want to submit to someone who takes total control of the session. Who ties me and teases me and plays with me and smacks me, but who basically adores my body and is delighted that I've agreed to be there.

Ideally, I'd like you to be slim, easy-going and goodlooking. Failing that, if you are a semi-literate fuck machine, I'm still interested.

OK, so you've read all the way down here ... well done. I'm impressed. Are you thinking of contacting me? But worried how to stand out and catch my attention? Well, here's the best way of approaching me (in fact this might be the best way of contacting ANYONE on IC) ... the main thing to bear in mind is that women respond to praise and compliments. So, try this:

You love my pics.

You love my profile.

You laughed at all the jokes. You were stunned by the sight of my perfect body.

You wonder if Im real.

I sound perfect.

You've not been sleeping because you've been so busy logging onto my profile to have a furious wank instead.

Im the best thing on IC.

The world seems a better, more hopeful, place because Im in it.

(But dont go over the top.)

Yahoo messenger:kinkygerlinky   Eye colour: deep   Hair colour: it varies   Height: 5ft 6in   Weight: 8st 3lb   BMI: 18.4  

This profile was last updated on 22 Nov 11, 6:37 PM.

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