I'm the one on the left

IC Name: Kapital Joined: 9 Jun 2007 Last visit: 3 days ago Sex/gender: Male Location: NW LDN, UK Age: 30

How I currently see:

• the news
• the sport
• and my profile

Old shit/new shit that appeals:

• If I'm in a shit mood, Dawg, he put the team on his back - always, always, always puts a smile upon my face!
• I like my news to consist of politics and sport but minus all that human interest talk show shit. Honestly, if it's a bank holiday, I'll probably be crashing out watching some election repeat.
• Speaking of which... just in! Breaking news: a Greek exasperates.
• For exercise, I do the jazzercise with Dimbleby.
• The Charlie Brooker - take your pick - except the monumental turd that is 10 O'Clock live. Serious political point countered by some smart-arse response - not that desperate for satire.
• The work of Chuck Klosterman: eg1 and eg2.
• A song about the curse of the pudding.
• David Conn - football alert!
• Kittens riding a roomba.
• The flying cow from that there film the Twister.
• The words: midwifery - esp. for the 'wif' bit- pickles - for no reason - and macabre - but only when said by someone who can't pronounce 'r's.
• Conspiracy theories (not that I believe them) but sometimes, the logic behind them is so fucking entertaining.
• Not exactly a hot tune but he is, like, remixing the news, yeah?
• And, since you made it this far, here's some jam for dessert.

Eye colour: Brown   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 6ft 4in   Weight: 16st 5lb   BMI: 27.7  

This profile was last updated on 11 Apr 12, 12:27 AM.

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