ME!!!

IC Name: Jones_The_Dragon Joined: 17 Jun 2008 Last visit: 82 days ago Sex/gender: Male Location: Cardiff innit., UK Age: 22

Yay peeps... I'm Madoc Caradoc Jones and I'm the official Cardiff Munch Mascot!

A bit about me:

I found some Cardiff Munch regulars in Neath market (though strictly speaking they spotted me lurkin' in the rafters... cos I is shy, yanno! ). I've lived there practically all my life and it was a bit of a wrench to leave, but they gave me an amazin' deal to relocate... all the faggots & peas, laverbread and custard slices (courtesy of some big awesome dude called Steve the Book) I could want!... so it was pretty much a no-brainer when it come to it, innit?

Some random stuff:

* I was hatched in a cave in Abertillery in 1990.

* I'm not fully grown yet (dragons live for 250yrs).

* I've just started smoking (these anti-smoking laws are a pain ain't they?).

* Nutty Slack and Cobbles are my fave coals. Furnacite's not so tasty, but the farts are awesome!

* When I'm fully-flaming, my sister Jenny from Ewenni's gonna get me a job as a glaze-firer in the pottery where she works.

* This is my first real job as the Cardiff Munch mascot.

* My wings aren't fully grown yet so I can't fly far.

* I use buses a lot.

* To date I have 72 brothers and 93 sisters spread all over the world, but we keep in touch through telepathy, so that's handy.

* We can make ourselves invisible (my brother Monty from Ponty was at the Pontypridd munch the other day, but nobody saw him, Haha!).

* I have other magical powers and I've ordered a Magic Wand from Hitachi. I dunno what I'm s'posed to do with it, but some awesome dude told me just wavin' it about a bit will turn ladies into sluts, so who am I to argue, innit?

* I have ADHD

* But it's cool because I'm startin' to deal with it.

* Though I still tend to get over-excited sometimes and whizz around flying into walls. I'm not so much norty (I don't mean to be anyway )... I'm more kinda clumsy and a bit motormouth, innit.

* An' now dey's sayin' I got bleedin' Multiplyin' Personalities Disorder too - I keep tellin' 'em it's me brothers innit!

* I'm soooo excited about havin' met everybody at the Cardiff munch. I was the quiet, well-behaved, tongue-tied, over-awed one sitting quietly on the shelf, doncha know.

* I've add a bit of trouble lately, but I ain't sayin' nuffink. I don't need to wiv that bleedin' Moron Munchie blabbin' 'is mincy feckin' mouth off. E's a right prissy knicker-sniffer!

* Latest News: they is sayin' I might be a tad more settled now - me Probation Officer called in the Official Solicitor, who liased with seven South Wales Social Services departments, four Police Forces, five Fire Services and the Family Court an' there's now a Custody Order which shares responsibility for me between Me Princess (aka Mummeeee!), Me Dreadly Man, Da Vicca, Neath Borough Council Social Services an' HM Prison Services (Gloucester).

Altogether, 19 Policemen, 74 various other officials, 97 relatives and 328 innocent and bewildered bystanders were involved.

Reeeeeeesult!!!!!

I is a Job Creation Scheme all on my own ain't I?

Hows about that Munchie Boy - you ain't even got one piddlin' little ASBO yet!!!

Finking about this tho, it could all be a bit difficult innit? Cos they all gonna 'ave their hands up me bum from time to time workin' me mouth... an' it's gonna play Hell wiv me Multiplyin' Personalities Disorder (not to mention me piles)...

An' then the world an' his feckin' Ho is gonna blame me!!!

It just ain't feckin' on, innit!

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Interests

Going to Munches and clubs

Friendship with women

Friendship with men

Fireplay

Cuddles

Even more cuddles

Winding-up poncy teddy bears

Sniffing women's bu... ouch!!!

Sorry Princess

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Eye colour: black   Hair colour: red  

This profile was last updated on 19 Mar 10, 11:52 AM.

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