| Yay peeps... I'm Madoc Caradoc Jones and I'm the official Cardiff Munch Mascot!
A bit about me:
I found some Cardiff Munch regulars in Neath market (though strictly speaking they spotted me lurkin' in the rafters... cos I is shy, yanno! ). I've lived there practically all my life and it was a bit of a wrench to leave, but they gave me an amazin' deal to relocate... all the faggots & peas, laverbread and custard slices (courtesy of some big awesome dude called Steve the Book) I could want!... so it was pretty much a no-brainer when it come to it, innit? 
Some random stuff:
* I was hatched in a cave in Abertillery in 1990.
* I'm not fully grown yet (dragons live for 250yrs).
* I've just started smoking (these anti-smoking laws are a pain ain't they?).
* Nutty Slack and Cobbles are my fave coals. Furnacite's not so tasty, but the farts are awesome!
* When I'm fully-flaming, my sister Jenny from Ewenni's gonna get me a job as a glaze-firer in the pottery where she works.
* This is my first real job as the Cardiff Munch mascot.
* My wings aren't fully grown yet so I can't fly far.
* I use buses a lot.
* To date I have 72 brothers and 93 sisters spread all over the world, but we keep in touch through telepathy, so that's handy.
* We can make ourselves invisible (my brother Monty from Ponty was at the Pontypridd munch the other day, but nobody saw him, Haha!).
* I have other magical powers and I've ordered a Magic Wand from Hitachi. I dunno what I'm s'posed to do with it, but some awesome dude told me just wavin' it about a bit will turn ladies into sluts, so who am I to argue, innit?
* I have ADHD 
* But it's cool because I'm startin' to deal with it. 
* Though I still tend to get over-excited sometimes and whizz around flying into walls. I'm not so much norty (I don't mean to be anyway )... I'm more kinda clumsy and a bit motormouth.
* I'm soooo excited about havin' met everybody at the Cardiff munch. I was the quiet, well-behaved, tongue-tied, over-awed one sitting quietly on the shelf!
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Interests
Going to Munches and clubs
Friendship with men
Friendship with women
Fireplay 
Cuddles 
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