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IC Name: Infortitudinous Joined: 30 Mar 2003 Last visit: 11 hours ago Sex/gender: Male Location: The Black Country, UK Age: 33 Website: http://www.bondage...

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Introducing...

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Infortitudinous - The New and Exciting Activity fun toy for Sadists

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Reviews

Here are just a few of the amazing reviews Infortitudinous recieved from the press conference and launch.

"Just like a real sub"

Subtake Magazine

"I love how he squirms, it is so life like" .

Lifestyle ProDomme with 30years experience.

"Oh my God! How incredible... I never thought I would say this but I would seriously consider switching for that, honestly I would"

24/7 tpe collared slave.

Don't miss out - This is a Once in a lifetime offer

Due to an error in the production process we have available a rare one off special.

Discover Infortitudinous

The remarkable life size activity fun toy with a difference.

Infortitudinous will appeal to today's modern, busy, dynamic, enigmatic, Sadistic, Dominant woman. Infortitudinous is dependable, easy to use and each and every interaction will leave you trembling and wanting more.

Infortitudinous is scientifically proven to dramatically increase the warm and cosy feeling of being unconditionally loved, cherished and supported. Infortitudinous integrates seamlessly into your life and you will find it hard to believe that you ever managed to live without him.

Activity fun toy

Infortitudinous will react to a wide variety of tactile and auditory stimulus.

Touch him - he shivers! Tickle him - he laughs! Smack him - he cries!

Sit on him and Squash him flat.

Hours and hours of fun to be had. The only limit is your imagination!

Infortitudinous will leave you gasping for breath as he:

• Squirms,
• struggles,
• yelps,
• squeals,
• giggles,
• begs for mercy in three different languages,
• swears and curses
• and much, much more...

Infortitudinous comes complete with a beautiful Horse hair flogger, 30m of the finest Cotton rope and a pair of stainless steel clover clamps.

Unlimited usage.

Infortitudinous' unique process of cellular respiration uses energy rich molecules from food identical to food that you eat and combines them with oxygen (supplied FREE from the earth's atmosphere) to provide unlimited energy and power to meet even the most demanding Woman's requirements.

Sit back in comfort and relax in complete confidence knowing that Infortitudinous, equipped with two opposable thumbs and tremendous attention to detail, will complete all your simple and complicated set tasks quickly and flawlessly. Your complete satisfaction is Guaranteed!

Limited availablility...

Act NOW to avoid disappointment!

We currently have available:

Quantity 1. Infortitudinous

If you require further details or are interested in learning more about Infortitudinous' availablility then please contact us immediately!

If you don't know what to say, are shy, or are unable to form simple coherent sentences at this godforsaken hour in the morning then please feel free to use one or more of our proven ice breaking conversation starters.

Select the conversation starter or starters that express the message that you want to convey then Effortlessly cut and paste the conversation starter into a blank memo and click send.

Generic Conversation starters

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1. Hi. Wahts up?

2. a/s/l?

3. I will dominate u.u will pay.I am teh true dominateSend £180 to paypal account for further email contract worthless slave.

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*Time saving tip To save time why not cut and paste your memo to all the other people you have wanted to contact but you have been unable to find the time to sit and personally write too. They will be delighted to hear from you.

Care instructions

Infortitudinous is designed to withstand a lifetime of loving abuse.

However, With prolonged use Infortitudinous may become soiled and miserable.

Simply wash and dry, then kiss and cuddle back into shape or until cheesy grin returns.

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A User's guide.

In order to help you get the most out of Infortitudinous we have compiled a short users guide. It describes some simple steps, in laymans terms, how you can keep Infortitudinous working in optimum condition.

Instructions

1. Ensure Infortitudinous is supplied with an unlimited amount of support at ALL times.

2. Shower liberally with love and affection.

Fault finding.

If you have any difficulty with Infortitudinous ensure that you have correctly followed the two steps above, namely step One and step two.

Should this fail to help, please send a memo detailing the problem and our customer care department will assist you.

Personality

For your amusement Infortitudinous comes with a basic personality package. Likes, dislikes, a GSOH and a level of intelligence that is enough to challenge and excite even the brightest Domme but not quite enough to prevent you from using and baffling him.

Infortitudinous likes:

• This made me laugh but this is the greatest. Single Bee Sends Gathering Of Humans Into Helpless Panic
• Currently obsessed with Flight of the conchords
• The chaser's war on everything (material may offend)Not all music
• Spin and rpm cycling to music classes. Hot chicks in tight lycra shouting at you to pedal faster when you're already going as fast as you possibly can. Fantastic.
• Garfield and Gary larson books.This is one of my favourites of his (though I detest ALL animal cruelty).
• Would love to try Trampling - But I am no doormat, except in this instance, where I quite literally would be.
• Sakuranbo in step by step photos by very good bondage site.
• Writing complete gibberish for no reason.
• On the telly I like detective dramas eg. Frost, Rebus,monk and sciency type programs on physics, the world etc and any comedy programs.

Hard limits

• Watching Mamma mia.

In the unlikely event that you found Infortitudinous to not be to your taste then there are many other high quality varieties available.

But there is more...

We also have for your amusement not one but two visually pleasing Sadomasochistic stories free of charge simply for browsing.

Hogtiedjellybellys present : Bellybottoms first steps.

http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/pictures/Infort...

Click the link above to be taken to the story.

And yes, before you ask, they are actually those small jelly babies you can buy in the shops.

The Story of Sebastian et al

http://www.bondage.com/i/1296835/p/1/user_pictur...

Click the link above to view the story on Bondage.com. Membership is not required.

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This profile was last updated on 12 Apr 10, 8:37 PM.

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