About me

I Switch, but it's not compulsory.

As a bottom I enjoy bondage AND s&m, d/s doesn't really float my boat, neither does domestic/carpentry/gardening services. Also not into the current trend of people that simply require a chauffeur. I do have a matter transporter though and if you wish i could heat you up to 3 billion degrees celcius and transmit you across space. Own receiver required

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As a top I enjoy (in order of preference) fisting, insertions, rubber and light bondage. They are ALL optional. So is the wizards cape

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Been 'on the scene' for 6-7 years. Stopped going to lnd munch, since it went a bit Pete Tong. You might find me lurking in other places though.

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Likes: biscuits, reading, swimming, biscuits, astronomy, pulling legs off spiders, train journeys, CG, latex chemistry, sculpting minitures, history of photography, history of fashion, the doctrine of Heraclitus, apples, mindless fun and biscuits.

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Dislikes: socialists, gorians, poly, liars, scientologists, cosmology, mushrooms, body hair, liars, winkles, socks, the cold, liars and blue tartan.

Mainly looking to make new friends, hopefully some with a raw sense of humour, or at the very least a sense of fun, or at the very very least some biscuits.

Hopefully meet some old friends as well.

Also looking for someone nice I can cuddle up to on the cold dark nights of a winter, seriously, i just can't get warm in a duvet by myself.

NOT looking for casual play. I'm another one of those people that need to be in a relationship.

PLEASE NOTE: I do not send out memos looking for someone to play with, i'm just not comfortable doing that. I only send memos to people i find interesting who i'd like to be friends with.

(I also find the internet a very, very, very boring place to be, so i'm not usually on long enough to actually find someone interesting enough to talk to or memo)

If you do get a memo, i'm just trying to be friendly, nothing more.

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"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." ~ Bertrand Russell