*most* people aren't allowed to jizz on my face...

IC Name: Ghedes_Princess Joined: 6 May 2006 Last visit: 52 minutes ago Sex/gender: Female Location: SW (South West London), UK Age: 27

One of the most important things in my life is my Family:

She who is my Super Uber Domme and rather annoyingly seems to be always right!

and He, my wonderfully deviant sadist and Lovely Man Person

They make me happy and stop me from doing stoopid fings and keep me out of trouble (mostly, but you must understand that they have a MASSIVE job on there hands with that!)

They are the boss of me, and I love them both and that works good for us

Most of what anyone needs to know about me:

• I LOVE TV shows from my childhood especially "Stoppit and Tidyup" and "The Herbs"

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• I really love my Ukulele but I haven't played it for months since I took up...

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• ...Sign language! Now the thing that I am most enjoying at the moment is having stealth conversations in sign at local pubs with @MrsGhede and @MrGhede who is picking it up frighteningly quickly!

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• I usually don't hold a grudge but am currently holding at least two,so maybe that's not true any more?

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• I'm in love with Martin Shaw and David Essex

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• I am rude. If you don't like it... well... really that's your problem.

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• I have a special song. At the moment, it follows me around. So much so that I have had to mention it to my therapist! Even though it has been released for ages now it is still following me!

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• My favourite album of all time to date is probably Dr. Dre- 2001

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• I like going to the pub and drinking beer. I like proper beer, but do drink lager, especially in the summer (sometimes too much! Have you heard the one about 9 pints of Stella and the hedge...? )

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• Don't come at me from behind, it may lead to me chucking you over my shoulder by the throat <---True Story

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• I'm really, really clumsy. If I'm not tripping over it or spilling it I am probably breaking it!

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• I now have a scar between my tits that I am rather fond of.

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• I like things clean and tidy.

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• I am fiercely protective of my "family" fuck with them at your peril. #TruFax

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• I am made almost entirely of pure filth.

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• If it is dirty and wrong, I probably think it is hot.

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• If I appear rude, I probably intended to be.

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• I don't like cheese.

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• I totally <3 Rihanna and Ed Sheran at the moment. But I'm *extremely* fickle so this will change

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• I listen to Kiss, Capital, Radio1 & 1Xtra and I hate all the music that plays at fet clubs!

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• I've been discribed as having "hidden shallows"

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• My first impressions are always right, even if I change my mind, in the end my first instincts are right. I've yet to be proven wrong.

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• I should and still don't pay attention to the above

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• I like pink things and GLITTER.

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• I'm rather fond of wee.

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• I miss ST.

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• I think that spiders are cute.

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• I am a bit mental.

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• I think that syphilitic skanks are repugnant. They bring out my penchant for non-consent violence.

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• I stand by the fact that I am 5ft6, even though I have been "proven" incorrect on several occasions, and I am widely believed to be 5ft5 instead. . . .

I expect that I shall add to this at some point, but, for now, that is it...

xxx

Height: 5ft 6in  

This profile was last updated on 8 Dec 11, 8:47 PM.

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