Salutations, and general hellos. I'm me, I'm a laid back guy, who came to the scene (after mucho kinky years in private) about 2ish years ago. I'm to be found in and around events in Manchester, and I don't bite immediately, so please feel free to say hello and be lulled into a false sense of security.

The 'nilla stuff

I hate that word, its terribly derogatory, but I can't think of a better one. I like music (The Strokes/Pixies/Muse/Janes Addiction, you get the picture) and gigs (I don't get to enough), books - my favourate charachter is Becky Sharp which somehow feels appropriate, travelling, and most importantly - sharing a glass of wine with interesting people. I'm Domed by two cats with silly names (their choice obviously). I'm liberal to the point of ignoring reality.

I'm an uber geek during working hours, and rather bizarrely enjoy DIY. This is a perversion that I've not managed to reconcile with my soul.

The BDSM stuff

I'm a switch. But don't let that confuse you. I'm dom in personality, occasional switch in play. I like making stuff, maybe its a spill over from the DIY fetish, but it exercises all parts of the mind and body. There is a checklist at the bottom which I hope you take no notice of. Instead, my most whacky recurrent whizbangs

• fully clothed women in the bath/shower/wet place. Wet room bathrooms are a dream
• cages
• Inflatable things. I don't know why, but if it inflates it's good. period.
• Mermaids. And how they fuck.
• Power Exchange - this is where its at.
• Water
• Foreign languages during sex (has to be a damn sight better than my crap French)

I really can't be arsed

Quotes of the month

I trust you with my life but not my cheese sandwhich.

Seems fair.

Important songs for one reason or another

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And finally...

some jerk