Shadows

IC Name: Euronymous Joined: 21 Oct 2002 Last visit: 7 days ago Sex/gender: Male Location: Manchester, UK Age: 28 Website: http://www.youtube...

"The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things" (S. Munnery)

Enough plagarism, how do you fancy a table of contents? Then you shall have it.

• Blowing my own horn
• Rinky dink
• Ice Cream interests
• What they say about Euronymous
• "Cos I love you and you love me"
• But what does Jerry think?

Blowing my own horn

Guten abend Damen und Herren. I'm not German. I'm me (obviously). I'm slightly and subtley odd. I have a dark deadpan sense of humour that most people don't understand. You might never know when I'm being serious. If I say something that sounds wrong I probably didn't mean it. Unless I did. I can be awkward. I can be moody. I can also be thoughtful and passionate. Most people say I don't smile enough, but I prefer to think of it as having high standards. I can be addictive but generally when I don't want to be. I will always do a lot for people I think deserve it, but I have unnecessarily high standards. I'm a very frustrating person to deal with but I am sort of worth it (in the end.....).

Rinky Dink

If we're talking bdsm then I'm like a chameleon. No actually I'm like kodak film. No actually I'm like the new coke. I'll be around forever. My main experiences are of being a top but I also sub. I prefer to find switches as there are times when I like it one way or another. But I won't complain if I find someone interesting who is only Domme/sub.

I see bdsm as a personal, psychological and spiritual thing. I love the mind games that go along with it. Looking back on my experiences in the last 7 years I've come a long way so I can probably never say never to things I would do. I never thought I'd feel comfortable with sexual torture but its now become a nice way to spend a Sunday afternoon. I'm definitely more into the psychological aspects of bdsm. If you become my dominant/top you should be aware I don't have a high pain threshold. If that puts you off that's fine. I'd much rather find the right dynamic with someone than enter into something forced and compromised.

If you are my sub - I'm very happy to 'top from the bottom'. I want both of us to get the most out of life and if there is something that makes you happy I'll do my best for you. I'm not too keen on bratty behaviour but neither would I want a complete doormat. My main love is humiliation. I love to tease. I love to spank. I love to infuriate someone. I want you to love and hate me but ultimately respect and care for me. I've learned that its never the same experience between two people so who knows how it will work. As long as it's not too predictable.

If you are my Domme - I believe that being submissive to someone involves trusting someone completely. I give them my time, my effort, my emotions, my memory, everything I have. However I want to give that to someone who has earned it. You must earn my respect and not assume that being dominant automatically gives you all these magical qualities. If I don't believe you are entitled to my life then it'll all be a lie. But if you get into my head and twist me round your finger I'd probably love you forever. My bdsm interest are listed somewhere or other here in no particular order. If you want an order, ask! Nice icebreaker non? I can draw a ven diagram if you insist. Insist!

Ice Cream Interests

I like playing guitar, writing music, going gigs, scrabble, squash, chess, painting (I'm not good at it), pub quizzes and most things German. My 4 favourite bands are Kraftwerk, Rammstein, Chas 'n' Dave and Pretty Girls Make Graves. Generally I listen to metal (Black, Folk, Industrial, Death, Viking) and gay 80s synthpop.

So go listen to... Amon Amarth, Windir, Emperor, The Ramones, Viking Skull, Burzum, Sigh, Xasthur, Wintersun, Immortal, At the Drive-in, Andrew WK, Thoria, Rolo Tomassi, Captain Beefheart, Macabre, Amen, Guano Apes, Ephel Duath, Current 93, The Joy Formidable, Queenadreena, Letzte Instanz, Bathory, David Bowie, Finntroll, Korpiklaani, Scars on Broadway, Terrorvision, Pet Shop Boys, Boris, Killing Joke...

I was raised on 70s and 80s comedy and have been watching Monty Python since I was 6 so that explains a lot. I watch Chris Morris, David Lynch, Seinfeld, Bergman, Oz, Lee and Herring, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Galton & Simpson, Garth Marenghi, Sean Lock, Simon Munnery, Wes Anderson, Dastardly and Mutley in their Flying Machines...

Erm, I genuinely like jigsaws. I own lots of instruments but play them all pretty poorly. Including 2 electric guitars, 1 acoustic, 1 bass, 1 synth (Korg), 1 drum kit, 1 mandolin, 2 toy keyboards, 1 toy accordian, 1 toy glockenspiel. I also had a stylophone, but that seems to have gone walkies. Want a game of scrabble? Trivial Pursuits? Risk? No its not rubbish. Being able to enjoy board games displays good imagination and social skills (so as I says).

I adore Koblenz in Germany and I visit whenever I can afford to. I have wonderful friends there and they all love me, for some reason. Every time I go I sing karaoke at the Irish bar. They lap it up. Ask and I will put the link here.

I once got spiked by the cousin of Rick Astley. And I was born with 6 fingers on one hand. And I had my eye out for an operation. You had an eye out? Yes, for an operation.

a~n~y~w~a~y

What they say about Euronymous

"Your melancholy is quite endearing"

"You're like how Robert Smith would be if he was a teddy bear and had less dead girlfriends and bad make up"

"I think I hate you" (she loves me really, made her do karaoke)

"You're not allowed to have children"

"I dont understand your preferences about women"

"Bus journeys aren't the same without you saying how you fucked things up then made it worse by trying to make it better"

"Basically, you're a twat. A condescending twat. So yeah, fuck off"

"Cos I love you and you love me"

We'll get on like a house of cards if you are;

• Creative
• Not 'up your own arse'
• Have a sense of humour
• Slightly eccentric but not for the sake of it
• Playful
• Sardonic

We're probably not compatible if you are;

• A man - not my bag baby
• Take yourself (and all of this!) a bit too seriously
• Overweight - I don't think women need to be skinny by any means but I don't find overweight women attractive. Sorry.
• Into excessive pain/cutting etc - nothing wrong with it, but frankly I don't trust myself knocking a nail into a wall nevermind tearing flesh. And I'm no pain slut either. And it's not something that does anything for me. A little pain is good. Nice. Refreshing even. But y'know. Limits chuck!
• Into 24/7 or are overly lifestyle. I do have a life beyond bdsm and am not particularly exhibitionist/good in groups.
• From Newcastle.

But what does Jerry think?

...in conclusion, how many of us really know Euronymous? Sure his all too self aware arrogance and self deprecating humour indicates a well rounded personality. Someone who feels comfortable in who he is. But isn't that always the case with those that are in the most need of approval?

Thank you Jerry. Yeah. What he said. So there you go. An unnecessarily long profile. But I'm figuring the more of my diseased brain I slap on the laboratory table the more likely I am to attract the interesting folk. So get in touch if any of that seems intriguing. I await your response.

Liebe grosse

MSN ID:icyouarehere@hotmail.co.uk   Eye colour: Brown   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 5ft 11in   Weight: 12st 8lb   BMI: 24.4  

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