Obligatory Excuses

I've never found profile writing easy, I dislike putting myself down on paper (or on a profile page), mostly because there are always forgotten details, essential details missed or stupid things included. The shorter and sweeter the better in my case

I'm a student

Since coming to university, I'm pretty sure that my intelligence has drained away. However, I'm certainly not stupid and I love to have an intelligent conversation. Just don't test my general knowledge

Kinky Me

I'm a chubby, affectionate, cuddly, accidentally bratty, open minded and clumsy submissive who has learnt to make a mean cooked breakfast. I've recognised myself as 'kinky' since I was in my early teens but have been exploring it on the scene for nearly 2 years. I like the social aspect but have now begun understand those that say bdsm is a 'private thing'.

Things I like: to be mentally challenged, to win arguments, to lose arguments if my argument was pretty stupid anyway, to be overpowered, violet wands, long hot showers, musical theatre, cuddles, hair pulling (rougher and strokey strokey), corsets.

Things I don't like: making these lists, people who take themselves too seriously, closed mindedness, people who argue for the sake of arguing, very high heels (ouch), creepy crawlies too close to me, being ill, pain (especially canes and that sort of thing).

I'm not a masochist. I cry.

Summary

Utterly gullible, very loveable, completely lacking in common sense with occassional signs of potential cleverness.

"I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and love you forever"

Eye colour: Blue   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 5ft 3in  

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