submission

IC Name: ElegantSubmission Joined: 11 Nov 2002 Last visit: 38 days ago Sex/gender: Female Location: South London, UK Age: 35

Please note: the following is not the views of the profile owner, but the views of the person sitting at her keyboard while she disappeared downstairs, leaving herself logged into IC. Ahhh, the options, the options...

Further note: She read it and found it quite amusing, so it stays. Some bits are even true, but I'm not giving any clues.

I am a submissive. To me, that means: I turn up late because you should wait for me; bossy; demanding; sexually I'm highly responsive and broadly experienced (allegedly); only-does what-I'm-told-after-you've-hurt-me; likes cuddles; responds best when whimpering.

I envisage myself as being in a relationship with a dominant. A dominant is someone who makes me laugh; fixes things about my house; picks me up when I'm stranded in the middle of London as a consequence of my own poor organisation; gives good cuddles; moves well (like a dancer); and whose natural sexual proclivities includes biting, slapping, choking, hair pulling, pinning me down and not letting me cum. Bastard.

A dominant is not someone who knows better than me or who thinks he can control me (unless his hand is in my hair at the time). I mean, seriously: control me? As if.

(By the way, I've recently found one, so am no longer accepting applications for this role, most of which were pretty poor anyway to be honest.)

(I realise the previous line is a total waste of space as at least 90% of the assholes that memo me never read this stuff anyway.)

(I'm not the sort of girl that uses the word 'assholes'. But the author of this profile is.)

I'm more intelligent than you. I know this because everyone around me gets 'less' and 'fewer' mixed up, and I don't. I sometimes do things for perfectly logical and rational reasons that no one understands but me. This is not me being wrong. This is everyone else being wrong; I am clearly right. The only other person who is ever right is my dominant, but that's only because he's pinning me down at the time and I don't want my hair pulled out.

I don't know how to hang up a phone. This is not ignorance, it's merely that it's never come up as anything I've ever needed to know. (Other people would, of course, never hang up on me, but sometimes they seem to be inexplicably disconnected.) As a consequence of this special unique trait of mine, I suggest you don't plan anything for the day following the time you dial my number. Chances are you'll miss your appointments.

I expect my tea to be made by my dominant. I expect hot water to be used, but I have no intention of drinking it until it's well past the point that any normal person would call it 'cold'. It's not 'cold', it's warm, and right for drinking.

I don't throw anything away, ever. Ever. That includes cold tea. If you come to my house, don't open any cupboards. Seriously. The attic is even worse. It's a wonder the house hasn't been squashed by all the crap I have up there. I have absolutely no idea what I have in my cupboards, because it's not important to know. Other than my cupboards, attic, wardrobes, etc I'm a very tidy person. Usually. Well, sometimes. Well, often enough to accuse you of not being as tidy as me.

I get upset if I don't get cuddles often, or if my ass isn't stroked. (It is irrelevant that your arm gets tired a lonnnng time before my ass is sufficiently stroked.)

On a final note, if you're mean to me expect a large collection of highly protective men to beat the crap out of you. Their collective martial arts experience is quite impressive, and at least one of them owns swords.

Thank you for reading. Please don't memo me unless you're interesting and/or have a first in English from a decent university.

Eye colour: Blue   Hair colour: Blonde   Height: 5ft 5in   Weight: 8st 7lb   BMI: 19.6  

(Please read the cautions on About Personal Ads before responding to an advert. In particular, "Flat 51, 17 Holywell Hill, St Albans, AL1 1DT" is a mailbox address used by a persistent scam artist.)