IC Name: Eclipso Joined: 25 Apr 2011 Last visit: 359 days ago Location: LS (Leeds), UK Age: 22

Eclipso's Character Card

Name: Eclipso

Nature: Misanthrope

Demeanour: Rebel

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Attributes

Strength: 4

Stamina: 5

Constitution: 5

Intellect: 7

Wisdom: 7

Perception: 5

Dexterity: 4

Cunning: 4

Charisma: 3

Advantages and Disadvantages

Science Nerd: Your character is trained in science! +2 to all intellect rolls when dealing with problems of a scientific nature, but -2 to any social roll with persons whose own intellect score is below 6.

Comic Book Fan: Your character grew up with the likes of Superman and Lex Luthor, and responds only to dramatic examples. A polarised world-view inspired by these ideals leads to a +2 bonus to any rolls that embody your alignment.

IT Guy: Have you tried turning it off and on again? Automatic re-roll when failing a throw involving computer systems.

Libertarian: Your character is a Libertarian and gains an automatic saving throw in any situation where his freedoms are restricted. He finds it impossible to hold his tongue, however, and can only do so by spending 1 Willpower.

Social Pariah: For whatever reason, your character is spurned by most of humanity. You gain an extra 10 points to spend on skills, but you can never raise your charisma above 3.

Evil Granny Kicker: Your character ain't so big, but when the rare individual who is both physically underwhelming AND in need of a good kicking shows up he isn't likely to let the chance pass by. From school children to the elderly; if they're bad you'll earn all the bonuses associated with the "Sandbox Vigilante" status as soon as justice has been done.

Narcophobic: Your character has a pathological fear of drug consumption. The presence of any recreational drugs, even those as commonplace as caffeine, will cause your character to be afflicted with "paranoid" for as long as the scenario continues.

Atheistic Bully: Your character has never found it difficult to make religious people look bad; you gain a +2 effective intellect when making rolls against people who have any belief status other than "atheist", but your charisma is temporarily reduced by 2.

Zombiephobia: Your character has an irrational fear of the walking dead; any form of zombie media, including people dressed as zombies, causes him to take on the "panicked" status.

Incubus: Your character has a strange relationship with corruption; you have to expend one Willpower before making any roll to resist a corruptive influence, and your roll fails automatically should your willpower run out, but you also gain a +5 bonus to your own rolls whilst attempting to corrupt others.

Cognitive Dissonance: Your character has cognitive dissonance. You are able to transition between any emotional extremes without spending willpower. Furthermore, performing such a transition will cause your character to lose and mind-affecting status effect he is currently under, whether positive or negative.

Superiority Complex: Your character has a superiority complex. Your character can spend 1 willpower to remove all mental status effects at any time, and seduce, intimidate or persuade rolls made by characters whose own intellect score is lower than his fail automatically. The difficulty of social rolls made against characters whose intellect score exceeds your own have their difficulty increased by 3 automatically.

Achievements and Trophies

Frankenstein's Monster: Be supportive and caring in such a thuggish way that you get chased out of a thread.

Angry Stalker: Have somebody you've offended follow you into three or more threads.

One Liner: Finish an argument with a single sentence.

I don't know him: Make a good point after establishing yourself as a bad guy, forcing other people making the same point to have to qualify that they are not on your side before posting.

The Enemy of my Enemy is an Idiot: Don't accept help from somebody you suspect you'll dislike later.

Catholic Crusader: Interrupt three circle jerks.

Essence of Conrad: Tell everyone how great Commander Shepard is in a situation that has nothing to do with Commander Shepard.

Hobbit Supremacist: When given the opportunity to impress somebody by lying to increase your height, lie to decrease it instead.

Superboy Prime Scenario: Offend one person by accident, but everyone who defends them on purpose.

Spy Check: Repeatedly be accused of being someone else

Horsecock!: Plug the comic "Crossed".

Boyle's Law: Poke fun at a rape victim.

Breaking and Entering: Punk somebody on their own thread.

Bizarro: Enter a thread where your role is a complete inversion of what it usually is.

Nice to Meet You, Asshole: Snub somebody introducing themselves.

Let's Step Outside: Enrage somebody to the point where they take in into memos.

Justiciar: Defend somebody against undue aggression.

Pyromaniacs Anonymous: Receive a suspension for flaming.

Rocky Formula: Make a glorious comeback.

Holmesian Deduction: Solve a mystery instantly with pure logic

Assassin Droid: Create a post using the mannerisms of HK-47.

Toxic Alliance: Be condescending and snide to an agnostic.

Bullshit Free Zone: Swat down ten consecutive mystical and/or religious opinions without engaging in debate.

The Voyeur: View 5 threads whilst suspended.

Grammar Nanites: Slowly increase the quality of the grammar in your profile over time.

Blogomatic: Make a blog post.

Black Lantern: Return from a suspension with an emotionally volatile post.

Multiple Personality Disorder: Make a post without giving much thought to its content, read it and like it so much that you simply have to reply to yourself in agreement.

Eye colour: Blue   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 5ft 10in   Weight: 10st 4lb   BMI: 20.5  

This profile was last updated on 16 May 11, 12:08 AM.

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