What's there to know about me? Well first and foremost I'm a geek. Not just any geek, I am in fact geek aristocracy. Smaller geeks do my bidding and greater geeks heed my words. The geek gods even sometimes creak an ear around to my direction when I pray. Which is nice. I'm not the most technical of geeks, I mean sure I built the PC I'm posting this profile on with my bare hands out of silicon and brawn, but I'm also creative, articulate, funny, nurturing and insightful. To my friends I can provide a shoulder to cry on or to break down doors with as required, as God saw fit to give me the brains of a convivial savant and the body of an Irish rugby forward. Such is life I suppose.

I'm looking for friends first and foremost, because friends are great, anything beyond that, well that's a plus, but I'm not a big fan of relationship hunting online. I'm old fashioned I suppose, just a throwback to simpler times when it was assumed that anybody on the internet who said they were a woman was a big fat hairy male liar. The fear of such oddbods has left me cautious.

If you've read this far, well done, if you skipped to the end the jokes on you, cos this bit is bland and ends abruptly.