J'accuse

IC Name: Doghouse_Reilly Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Last visit: 16 hours ago Sex/gender: Male Location: Bedfordshire, UK Age: 33

Updated to say that I've left Tonbridge for Bedfordshire. Which is kind of like swapping one shade of grey for another. Ho hum. Least it's near London.

First things first being a bloke I don't get spammed round the clock by weirdos and wankers, so feel free to memo safe in the knowledge that I will at least read it. I will probably also reply, just so you know I have read it, and so you don't sit there thinking, "Oh no, he thinks I'm nuts and is ignoring me!"

So what's there to know about me? Well first and foremost I'm a geek. Not just any geek, I am in fact geek aristocracy. Smaller geeks do my bidding and greater geeks heed my words. The geek gods even sometimes creak an ear around to my direction when I pray. Which is nice. To be precise I am a technology writer, aiming mostly at games and other geekery.

I'm not the most technical of geeks however, I mean sure I built the PC I'm posting this profile on with my bare hands out of silicon and brawn, but I couldn't tell you exactly how and why it works. I've got quite an analytical mind, but it also works sometimes in a very lateral way, this means you'll probably either think I'm very clever or an idiot within five minutes of meeting me, then depending on what happens within the next hour you'll decide one way or the other. I would say that I'm one of those people for whom either conclusion can be equally accurate.

To my friends I can provide a shoulder to cry on or to break down doors with as required, as God saw fit to give me the brains of a convivial savant and the body of an Irish rugby forward. Such is life I suppose. It has been remarked that I look a lot younger than I am, some have said early twenties, some have said mid twenties, some have said I just look like a giant child.

I'm looking for friends first, because friends are great and anything beyond that, well that's a plus. I'm not a big fan of relationship hunting online. I'm old fashioned I suppose, just a throwback to simpler times when it was assumed that anybody on the internet who said they were a woman was a big fat hairy male liar. I'm not too hard to find out and about these days anyway, usually surfacing at the London munch or anywhere else easily accessible from my digs on the Essex/London border.

If you've read this far, well done, if you skipped to the end the jokes on you, cos this bit is bland and ends abruptly.

MSN ID:I has one of these   Eye colour: Blue   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 6ft 2in  

This profile was last updated on 5 Mar 10, 11:31 PM.

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