Doctor and Nurse on-call at TG in case of medical emergencies

IC Name: Doctor_No Joined: 4 Jan 2011 Last visit: 5 hours ago Sex/gender: Male Location: London, UK Age: 42

We wanted to be called "Doctor_No...No...Please...Don't...Please...Stop... Please...Noooooo!!!" but that was too long for a profile name.

And yes, we did say "WE". This Doctor comes complete with a female nurse. And a warning from the General Medical Council.

Doctor who? No, Doctor_No. Doctor_No is a fully trained professional. Just not in medicine. But never mind, he does his best to muddle through complicated medical procedures, unencumbered by those pesky moral and ethical dilemnas he wasn't taught at medical school. Bless him, he genuinely doesn't know that it's wrong to rape his patients after he's examined them. "But they were naked with their legs spread and smeared with lube" he protested to the judge at his trial, shortly before he was struck off. For the sixth time.

Think Dr Nick from The Simpsons. With a bigger cock. And whereas Dr Nick makes you laugh, Doctor_No will almost certainly make you cry. Plus he's not yellow.

And as mentioned, Doctor_No comes complete with a beautiful female assistant ... Nurse_Yes. You can read about her here... http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/p/Nurse_Yes/

Together Doctor_No and Nurse_Yes provide for all your medical needs.

From those humiliating and degrading full internal gynaecological investigations to electric shock therapy for psychiatric patients in straitjackets.

From traumatic post-"rape" forensic examinations by a police doctor ("rapes" available here if required ... http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/p/Forced2Fuck/ ) to enemas (administered by the aforementioned Nurse_Yes).

From dentistry (open up and say "AAARRRGGGHHH!!!") to catheterisation (open up and say "WEEEEE!").

And anything and everything in between. Except whole limb amputations.

Medical negligence a speciality.

If you think you're in need of a check up then please don't hesitate to get in touch. If you're lacking any injuries that might require medical attention then get in touch anyway, such injuries can easily be arranged...

Eye colour: Brown   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 6ft 1in   Weight: 13st 9lb   BMI: 25.0  

This profile was last updated on 11 Aug 11, 4:04 PM.

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