IC Name: Darkhorse2009 Joined: 1 Jan 2009 Last visit: 32 hours ago Sex/gender: Male Location: London Town, UK Age: 38

UPDATE APRIL 2012

Hair short now. Like pic ...um black n white pic, not horse pic. I'm not actually a horse! That would just be weird and wrong.

UPDATE OCT 2010

My hair is longish now - now if i encounter an annoying person i can merely swish it forward and block the world from view! yay. In practice though i've found it's not a great idea doing this if i'm by a road crossing as it also renders me blind to oncoming traffic!!!

UPDATE APRIL 29TH 2009

So it occured to me - my first intro, creative side - appeals to role players and costume drama fetishists, not really doing me any favour elsewhere though and so i shall expand upon it.

First off - i don't put a label on myself. I ain't a can of tuna! Second - i don't do serious. I don't care if you look like Claudia Cardinale in her twenties, dullness of character means no J time.

That said, i don't mean to sound like i'm bigging myself up - i used to be a bit of a pretty boy but thats fading a bit unless i get a great night's sleep. I still lay claim to 'scrubs up well.'

I don't take me serious though so neither should you. In fact i'm going to do the rest of this update in music references - if that bores you, don't let the door slam into your arse on the way out. If you decide to stay you might be mildly amused ... or not.

Fetishwise - well no labels. I like what i like when i feel like liking it. Don't care for extremes though.

Smack my bitch up? Nope, if you want to be put in intensive care, theres plenty of chavs n rednecks'll sort you out and you won't even have to ask em. Me, i'm a bitch but i'm a lover.

Heres something profound La Roux once sung - we can follow desires but once we start making fires we can't ever stop whether we like it or not.

and heres one for you knife fetishists ... the first cut is the deepest.

Getting off point though - i'm a confident guy, mostly dominant and if i bring my milkshake to the yard, i could show you how but i'd probably have to charge.

Ultimately any kind of relationship whether it be play or sexual is meaningless without some form of deeper emotion even if its not love per se. I'd quite like a friend when i'm in need and i'd be sure n show my appreciation, all across the nation.

After all though i look years younger than my age, i realise that while life was one big party and i AM Still young (so its not over yet), who's gonna have my back when its all done? What about the long run?

Time won't let me go - or any of us.

What do i want from life in general? Money for nothing and chicks for free would be nice. I've been that way since i was a teenage dirtbag.

*sighs* It'll come but some days i think why is the rest of my life so hard. I need a shot at redemption - i don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.

Stuff i like to do in general - i'm changeable like the wind. Quiet, introspective but then i'll put my glad rags on and hit the dance floor, often remarking to myself how i love THIS record but i can't see straight anymore ... hey what was the name of this club? I can't remember baby but it'll be ok ... just dance, i'll just dance ... it's gonna be ok.

Lol, but apart from the odd night like that i can handle my booze - its JD n ginger if you're buying.

Am i telling lies? It's my permenant disguise but more than one (admittedly drunk) girl forgave me because i'm apparently drop dead gorgeous!

I ain't freakin, i ain't faking this - shut up and let me go. This hurts i tell you so. For the last time you will kiss my lips, now Shut Up and let me go.

It's a Mad World but Don't Stop Believing. Even if you're just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, you can take the midnight train and go anywhere.

I like to be teased but in control - a bit of this, a bit of that. As long as its not always its cool if shes so cold, but i'm a burning bush, i'm a burning train, i i'm so h hot for her .. s so hot for her ....

and the favour is returned. Maybe i'm the aloof one - if you have a little change in your pocket and you wanna give me a ring, i might tell you don't gimme no lines and keep your hands to yourself!

I went to a party, danced all night, drank sixteen beers and i started a fight (well 16 whiskeys)rolling down the stairs too drunk to fuck ...

Getting out of song for a second - i'm my own man, a man of contradictions. I can't be controlled unless i want to be controlled.

I'm an interesting person and back to song 'eh eh, theres nothing else i can say.'

If you don't like my profile, the merest facet of my personality that i'm showing or if you take me seriously ... hey, get get get over it. HEY, get get get over it.

You don't know me. You don't know me, you don't know me at all. If i'm the person that you think i am, clueless chump that you seem to think i am, so easily led astray, why the fuck would you want me. Maybe its because .. you don't know me at all. So what i'm trying to say is, what i'm trying to tell you isn't gonna come up like i'm trying to say it because i know you'll only try n change it.

You don't know me at all.

If you want to find out, ask.

END OF UPDATE - PLEASE RETURN YOUR SEATS TO THE UPRIGHT POSITION AND DRIVE HOME SAFELY.

A darkhorse is mysterious by nature and may take on many guises.

Eye colour: green   Hair colour: Br Blonde   Height: 6ft 3in   Weight: 14st 7lb   BMI: 25.2  

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