Clodmin

IC Name: Clodmin Joined: 7 Oct 2008 Last visit: 11 days ago Sex/gender: Male Location: OX (Oxford), UK Website: www.twitter.com/so...

Your submission is a gift. I hope you kept the receipt.

Next time just get me socks.

So I'm a top / dom / bossy prick or whatever we're calling it these days. I don't really see the need to make a song and dance of it in my profile but there are a few interests listed in the sidebar to ease you through the vinegar strokes of your onanistic sojourn. I wouldn't want you to leave empty-handed.

I like being mean to women. It's kind of my thing. But I have a lot of other things that are kind of my thing too and I don't really identify with being part of any scene or sexuality that sprouts from a shared possession of this tendency. Gangs and clubs are for people who need each other to tell them who to be.

That said, I do take myself really, really seriously, and I only talk to people who also take themselves really, really seriously, so if that sounds like you, feel free to drop me a stupefyingly dull memo and you can be assured of a prompt and commensurately depressing reply.

Who knows- if this rally of bland pleasantries goes well, perhaps we can meet up in real life, where I am delighted to say I possess even fewer dimensions than I do online. I suggest a pub because that is as far as my imagination can extend. Hell, assuming neither of us kills our self in the meantime, we might even end up at the Premier Inn for weak coffee and perfunctory sex. If so, I apologise for my performance in advance. That's never happened to me before.

You can memo me on this site, using the in-site memo facility provided by the site. Alternatively, you can contact me on AIM, Yahoo or MSN Messenger by sellotaping a flux capacitor to the head-unit of your car stereo and traveling back to 1998, when people still used that shit. Just be sure not to bump into yourself- quite aside from the potential to create a dangerous paradox and rupture the space-time continuum, I imagine the poor girl would rather not catch a glimpse of her looming fate.

I am hoping to make it to a few more events, munches and whatnot this year, and put a few more names to faces, so maybe I'll see you there. Maybe not, but do hold your breath.

Eye colour: Blue   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 5ft 8in   Weight: 11st   BMI: 23.2  

This profile was last updated on 13 Dec 11, 9:56 AM.

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