I am looking for 'a relationship', ideally. What larks!

I am both simple and complex, submissive yet also forthright in other contexts.I'm eager and attentive but respond well to discipline. I am single but don't have more baggage than Louis Vuitton. I have a mischievous sense of humour and a sense of adventure but can also be serious. A myriad of contradictions then !

I am a tad on the arty side, a former goth with a liking for Miro, magic realism, Edward Hopper, Curtis Mayfield, Blackadder and the films of the Coen Bros and Martin Scorsese. I also enjoy travel, books, music and comedy as well as shooting the breeze over a bottle of Blue Nun.

I'm looking ideally for a partner who would also be my mistress and with whom to go on a journey of blissful exploration. Sense of humour, the sarkier the better about the above though, preferred !

No James Blunt and no scat are my only absolute limits