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IC Name: Bellatrix_LeStrange Joined: 21 Mar 2005 Last visit: 4 days ago Location: London, UK Age: 36

Due to an increased work load, I will not be available for memo banter for the rest of my life. Please do not memo with the idea of online domination unless you are willing to pay for my time.

***If you are offended by my posts, then don't read them.. ***

I have the biggest dick I've ever seen. Partly because I don't look at men's penises.

I don't like idiots, or suffer fools gladly. I hate unwanted memos from people not on my network, especially if they make no fucking sense.

I'm not your psychotherapist, or confessor.. I really couldn't give a shit about on-line politics or who hates who. It really doesn't interest me. If you try to involve me in any bitching, you will regret it.

'Religion is like a Penis. It's great to have one, but don't whip it out in public, wave it around, and try and shove it down my throat.'

I'm not poly, and I do not play with Nick

So those of you who have been saying that I do are sorely mistaken. If you want to know about me, then ask me at an event, don't assume. It makes an ass of u and me.

If you memo me and I don't respond, it probably because I think you are a cunt or a gobshite.

Delightfully entwined with the wonderful Morphia I do not seek anything or anyone else.

• New Rule: If a Woman Rejects Your First Dozen Advances, Don't Send Her a Picture of Your Penis.
• Rule Two: If necessity is the mother of all invention, then assumption is the mother of all fuck ups.
• Rule Three: wave the "disability card" as an excuse for shitty behaviour

Please do not send me cock shots, wanky memos or anything else if I do not know you in person. I don't want any communication with people I do not know in real life. Even if you are exceptional Unless you are a bear...

Seriously, do not fuck with me, I might make your monkey arse famous for 10 minutes in a blog. And you don't wanna lose what little credibility you have. I'm not your mistress... Fuck off

Eye colour: dark   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 5ft 4in  

This profile was last updated on 7 Nov 11, 9:31 PM.

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