Toxicity warning

IC Name: Beau_Tox Joined: 19 Sep 2004 Last visit: 9 hours ago Sex/gender: Male Location: Bastardley Cross, UK Age: 43

PRESS RELEASE: Beau_Tox and his sanity have officially parted company, citing "artistic differences".

Excessively outgoing, overly talkative fluffy-wuffy bastard with mental illnesses currently manifesting themselves in the form of a talking clawhammer called Simon. Occasionally employed as a John Prescott look alike (without either of the Jags though). Husband of @American_Girl. Piss-taker, bringer of mirth and sarcastic shitbag, in equal measure. Breaker of hearts, minds and bodies, in unequal measure. Currently not practicing a great deal of kink. In fact not much of anything really.

Potentially available for occasional spins around the play floor on the rare club nights I get out to. No interaction beyond the completely superficial though - anything deeper exposes victims to deeply corrossive toxicity.

No idiots. No stalkerz. No nillas.

Looking for friends, friends-with-play-benefits, more floggers, friends-with-floggers, a boy that @American_Girl and I can abuse together, world peace, willing kidnap and waterboarding victims, new and interesting cheeses, people to learn fire-play from, more bicycles plus a place to store them and a reduction in the number of talking tools in my life.

This profile was brought to you by Beau_Tox, Simon_the_Clawhammer, a waterboarding table, several glasses of red wine and a heavily warped mind.

Eye colour: Dark   Hair colour: Dark   Height: 6ft 1in   Weight: 14st 4lb   BMI: 26.2  

This profile was last updated on 2 Dec 11, 9:58 AM.

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