Shiny

IC Name: Attitude_Adjuster Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Last visit: 17 minutes ago Sex/gender: Male Location: Islington, UK Age: 37

Salutations, and general hellos. What do you want to know, why are you reading, and does your mother know you're on this site?

I'm a straight male trapped in the body of a straight male. Its very frustrating. I've considered surgery, but the doc said the best he could offer was an appendectomy, not particularly helpful at all.

I'm a laid back guy, and have been kicking around the scene for a few years and might be spotted at the odd much. I don't bite immediately, so please feel free to say hello. I live in London, but travel to Manchester and the south west quite a bit.

I have a vanilla life that involves music (The Strokes/Pixies/Muse/Janes Addiction, you get the picture) and gigs (I don't get to enough), reading (anything stimulating), travelling, and sharing a vino with interesting people. I'm liberal to the point of ignoring reality, and I find ignoring reality a huge comfort in the world. I don't know why it doesn't piss off and irritate someone else. I have a dry sense of humour that most people misunderstand - if you find yourself being offended, please memo me to apologise - actually don't, it will just make it worse.

I'm an uber geek during working hours, and rather bizarrely enjoy DIY in my spare time, though a bit curtailed since living in London. This is a perversion that I've not managed to reconcile with my soul, but I do enjoy reconciling it with kinky projects.

Kink-wise I like clubs, subs and automobiles. There is a checklist at the bottom which I hope you take no notice of. No I'm serious. Some things that are amusing, erotic, or otherwise found their way onto the better list (every profile needs a list - its IC lore).

• Fully clothed women in the bath/shower/wet place. Wet room bathrooms are a dream
• Cages, particularly one with people in them
• Inflatable things. I don't know why, but if it inflates it's good. period.
• Mermaids. And how they fuck (please write in with ideas).
• D/s
• Contraptions of torture, created with sadistic imagination.
• Power Exchange and control.
• Fear.
• Water (bondage, drowning, washing, and the general wetness of it)
• Foreign languages (has to be a damn sight better than my crap French)

Important songs for one reason or another that youtube has deleted because they want to fuck up my profile.

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If your interested, then you should try to fit the following description;

has ears; not allergic to peanuts; can open medicine jars by yourself; have a nice cunt; have a nice rest of you; only a modest criminal record; not stupid; likes bondage; fun to be around; doesn't use THE occasional ALL_CAPS word when typing. For added points, you own a castle; can look sexy after being beaten and humiliated.

Thanks for reading, and goodbye.

Eye colour: Brown   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 5ft 10in   Weight: 11st 4lb   BMI: 22.5  

This profile was last updated on 4 Apr 12, 10:38 PM.

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