what an arse... (in every respect)

IC Name: Anatomist Joined: 2 Jan 2007 Last visit: 208 days ago Sex/gender: Male Location: the grim north..., UK Age: 45 Website: http://www.informe...

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at last a profile carefully crafted so women will want to sleep with me and men will regard me with nothing but envy... or something like that...

me... been around for a long time however not that many of you would recognise or even remember me... I enjoy my anonymity... that typed if you have a long memory i was October... the agony uncle from the long defunct SavageUK and if Carl and jo ever do read this please say hello... it would be good to know if lobster is still on the menu and if any of the rest of you do remember The Basement please do not mention it... that past really is in the ground for good... thank you...

the physical me... tall... slim and toned... dark brown hair with some white in it... glasses and all but one of my own teeth... i think i look ok for my age however i would think that... all us old fucks do...!!! a very good friend a while ago described me as looking like "the older and less attractive brother of vincent price..." so i guess not having a belly that overhangs my genitals only gets me so far... at least I can not be accused of misrepresenting my physical self... can i...???

i am not really troubled by ego... it has been suggested that i do not really have one however i am sure that i must some place or other... generally i am a laid back... a happy go lucky and relaxed individual who happens to enjoy the more simple pleasures life has to offer... walking on the moors just behind my house... pleasant evenings in good company... holding someone over my knee and spanking her buttocks until they glow rosy red... it really is as simple as that...

i am confident and disinterested and will be assertive when required and could be described as having a charismatic or even captivating personality... that typed the same friend mentioned above maintains that i am "not really the same species" as her or the rest of you... ~shrugs~

the things listed below are a general guide to the play i enjoy however best to say that i am a broad church... many things interest...

i am a bit of a body artist practising various forms of body art including piercings... scarification and branding... i have performed more of them all than i can remember and this profile name reflects these interests... sometimes these interests become a part of play... and sometimes they do not... just a pointer in the right direction... perhaps the word you should keep in mind is edge...!!! pleasure and pain... the exquisite combination that makes our lives so very rich indeed...

i could be described as a non practising bisexual... not because i am really good at it and no longer need to practice... more that i still like to look however my last same sex encounter was so long ago i hardly remember it... or the him it was attached to...

i am still open to contact... still free for conversation and i still welcome interested parties to spend time with me so if you feel like sparking up a conversation... go for it...

and if you have made it this far.. god bless you however keep in mind that this profile... much like the person who wrote it... can not be taken seriously and is mostly best ignored... ~nods~

and one last thing... yes... english is my second language...

no beard... no leather trousers... no agenda...

-Toot-Toot-

Mac

Eye colour: bl gr   Hair colour: brown   Height: 6ft 1in   Weight: 11st 7lb   BMI: 21.1  

This profile was last updated on 24 Aug 09, 12:12 PM.

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