We are a boring middle aged and conservative minded couple, kinky stuff is something for other people! Highlight of Allan's week is washing the car Sunday morning, for Xena it's a trip to have her hair done. Sometimes we risk a wild night out dining at the local curry house eating spicy food.

If you don't believe us ask any of our neighbours, we are officially known as “that quiet couple next door but one”!

So what really does happen behind closed doors and net curtains?

As a straight male dom and bi fem sub D/s couple, a few of our favourites include: Spanking her backside red enough you could toast bread off it. Strapping her into the bitch tamer fucking machine (of course only to leave the speed setting on very slow). Locking her into our growing collection of leather restraints for an hour or more. Visiting the BBB a couple of times a year (providing the car is washed in the morning first) and have even been known to do the odd munch or party. Go on just ask us about the rest!

We are looking to widen our social circle, develop friends and potentially find play partners. You will find us to be very open minded about people and we tend to take as we find.

The downside?

Xena thinks “Yahoo” is something cowboys shout, Allan thinks “myspace” is where his armchair is and neither of us can figure out what MSN stands for! The good part is we don't mind buying the first round so you can always “make your excuses and leave” and at least you will have had a drink out of it.

Thanks for reading down this far, we look forward to hearing from you.