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IC Name: Adrenochrome Joined: 1 May 2004 Last visit: 30 hours ago Sex/gender: Male Location: York, UK Age: 36 Website: http://carrionmind...

Hi!

Having lived in Hollywood where I was Matt Damon's body double, wrestled grey aliens and punched an aligator in its nads whilst rescuing Jodie Foster from the Smurfs, I was then put on strong tablets and the FBI moved me back to a hospital near York. Out of the way of the Martians. Hey, one can never be too careful!

I now spend my days wearing a hat of tinfoil, dancing with unicorns, spanking talking blue frogs....... and smoking crack pipes. I'm not to sure what came first to be honest - but it's all scarey-good! Til the time the government came and took away my cushion-baby.

That's the last time I'll trust a talking dog - they always grass!

Anyway.....

Since then I worked in paper shop 'til it blew away and an origami shop until it folded; then moved back to York where I live with my bearded dragon. He is under the impression he's a T-Rex and hates to be referred to as either 'tame' or 'friendly': As far as he's concerned he has just not chosen to eat me alive - yet. *Gulp!*

I'm not looking for 24/7 at present but rather more the overall D/s dynamic within a relationship. A 'girly' girl but one who has her own mind, opinions, ambitions and goals. Natural looks over a make up-clad 'Barbie', a sense of humour and someone to enjoy the 'nilla aspects of life with as, although BDSM plays a large part of my life, I also enjoy the 'normal' stuff to such as cuddling on the sofa and watching a dvd.

Oh, being quite the romantic I like to surprise a lady with quality flowers from the all night garage. Yeah, baby – you could live the dream!!!

Being a bit daft, nutty and silly would help! Stuff like this guy has me in stitches for example.

I have Bipolar which tends to provide me with quite a few bizarre experiences in life during the 'highs', some of which are detailed on my blog. (Newly updated). Who says life has to be boring? Sometimes it may contain sad things but I seek no pity - however cash is always welcome. I also have an IC weblog - which now works. Life is far too short to spend it unfulfilled.

I would love a gullible millionairess nymphomaniac who likes partaking in dangerous sports (after I'm in your will) so I could give up my life as a spy for MI5 - and a "secret shopper" for Lidl on weekends.

Other than that, I'm generally a nice, thoughtful person. I'm interested in science, countryside walks, beaches, castles, museums etc. Other 'normal' interests include politics, conversation, music (Fields of the Nephilim, All About Eve, The Sisters Of Mercy, Chameleons and others no one else appears to have heard of!), travelling and reading. Dress style is either a suit, smart casual or a total scruff-bag. Oh, I don't *do* 'labels'.

Other non-info consists of: I like Radio 4. I prefer books to television. I love the history of religions but believe in none. I prefer crisps to chocolate. I love comedy and current affairs - though not at the same time, that would be akin to watching Channel 5 'News'. Nor do I care about what Jordan is wearing this season, what B-List celebrities are trapped in a jungle or a camera-infested house, or who is in Heat Magazine.

I'm currently expanding my culinary expertise with no directly related deaths proven thus far. Although I apparently burnt down River Cottage recently after boiling some cheese on toast...

Other times I wander around town dropping banana skins behind Motability scooters to make them look like they're on Mario Cart.

Adren. xx

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Eye colour: Blue   Hair colour: Dark Brown   Height: 6ft 2in   Weight: 11st 8lb   BMI: 20.6  

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