Yes, the hat makes me look like a tosser - but I like it!

IC Name: AbsintheDom Joined: 8 Nov 2011 Last visit: 44 minutes ago Sex/gender: Male Location: LE (Leicester), UK Age: 22

I'm the god of pain and torture, bow down and worship me bitches! I keep slaves in chains 24/7, whip them for 9 hours a day, feed them piss and dog food and subject them to regular torture of electro shock treatment and ermm...being forced to listen to a steps album on repeat?

Well. That's all bollocks obviously. Nobody really does that, well, I hope not. I'm all for a spot of torture after dinner but forcing people to listen to steps really is taking it too far.

Now the awkward “how the fuck do I start my profile” bit is out of the way...

Hello! I'm Adam. Joined a while ago but hadn't gotten around to actually writing something on my profile yet. I really am quite abysmal at writing these things, so i'll start with the boring and perhaps slightly random stuff about me:

• I'm somewhat of a fan of the green fairy (also known as absinthe, hence, the username)
• I work on the internet. Listing all the various things I do would be terribly boring for you to read so I'll just leave it at that.
• I'm a big fan of sarcasm, dry wit and dark humour. If you're the sort of sensitive little soul who gets upset by stuff like that then it's probably not the best idea for you to have a long conversation with me. Or a short one for that matter.
• I'm a foodie. Food is good. Freely admit to being a horrendous food snob.
• I adore anything with scales. Reptiles or humans really. I like other animals as well, but only in the form of steak, sausage, pate or anything that you can wear as a coat.
• I have a blog. It's a weird little place. I may post a link to it, I probably won't.
• I'm from North Yorkshire, I've recently moved to Leicester. Leicester is ermm....interesting.

• I'm a dom, obviously. I've tried subbing for the sake of wanting to experience everything I inflict on other people before I do so, that's about it. I do tend to get a lot of offers from doms wanting to turn me – give up now, you're pissing against the wind.
• I'm a Sadist (note the capital S). I love inflicting pain. To the extent that I can (and with a good sub, often do) have orgasms just from making a guy suffer, without even touching myself. But don't let that put you off if you're not into massive pain play. For me, it's not about the actual level of force applied but the reaction I get from the sub. If I can make you squeal with some gentle ball squeezing than i'm equally happy doing that as I am whipping you into a bloody, quivering mess.
• I am gay but I don't mix sex and BDSM as a rule. I have a very different type of guy I like for that, they don't really go well with each other.
• I can take or leave the formalities of the 'yes sir' 'no sir' thing. Whilst I can do it without sounding like a cheesy porn film I'm equally happy to have a chat about all sorts of random crap whilst i'm abusing you.
• I'm not massively into huge amount of gear and theatrics. I have a decent amount of stuff to play with, but I much prefer the hands on approach. It's much more fun! Similarly with bondage, as nice as the whole pretty ropework stuff is..my purposes are purely for secure restraint. I keep it simple, tight and functional.

And obviously you can look at the list of activities that I enjoy to the right! I love those little checkboxes, it's like a dirty to-do list.

As far as my ideal type of sub:

• Under 35 as a rule. It's not set in stone, but I do prefer to play with guys closer to my own age. Saying that, I have had some wonderful fun with guys closer to 40 and if the chemistry is right age really isn't a massive factor.
• A fully functional brain that is regularly put to use. I don't like stupid guys, I really, really don't like people who can't spend all of 60 seconds to send me a little message in English (as opposed to text speak)
• A sense of humour. It's vital really isn't it. If you take life too seriously, you're in for either a very dull or a very frustrating time.
• Open minded and willing to try new (and often painful ) things is always nice

I'm in a relationship with a brilliant guy, @beautifullymean on here. If you want to talk confusing relationships, he's straight, we don't have sex, we do have kink, he's not a masochist and he lets me torture him. Quite a lot. Don't worry if that sounds confusing, it is. But it works. Yay!

We have a totally open relationship so don't let that put you off getting in touch. In fact, we're happy to play together, with him either in the role of sub or dom.

Similarly, any doms or couples interested in some joint fun are more than welcome to get in touch (You're in for a treat if you're a fan of spanking, he does have the most wonderfully perky little rear (well, most wonderfully perky little everything really))

After some experiences with the 'lovely' Yorkshire scene a few years ago and a brief tryst with the London set, I admit I've spent the last few years avoiding the fetish scene like a bad smelling tramp but I'm slowly exploring the midlands scene and so far finding it a vast improvement on the former parts of the country I had dabbled with. If you see me around feel free to say hello, I don't bite. That's a lie, I actually quite like biting and do it fairly often! To shamelessly quote Dr Who “It's like kissing but with a winner!” I like to win. Winning is fun.

Right, I think that's enough of a wall of text for now. Have fun and keep it kinky!

Eye colour: Brown   Hair colour: Brown   Height: 6ft 4in  

This profile was last updated on 2 Jan 12, 10:22 PM.

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