| 6 Jul 11 | DARK TANTRA FETISH TAROT (1) | (10 Jul 11, 2:56 AM by theDukeofMilan) |
| After years of design, writing and very enjoyable research, we are very happy to announce that a limited edition of our Dark Tantra Tarot cards are now available to buy! [more...]
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| 18 Feb 10 | The Ethical Slut: A Practical Guide to Polyamory, | (18 Feb 10, 4:28 PM by missuslovett) |
| The Ethical Slut: A Practical Guide to Polyamory, Open Relationships & Other Adventures by Dossie Easton and Janet W. Hardy (Paperback - Mar 10, 2009) New edition of the best book on Polyamory and Open Relationships. Much new material based on their experiences and workshopping the 1st edition. Essential! [more...]
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| 31 Dec 09 | HAPPY NEW YEAR...Thank fuck! | (31 Dec 09, 11:20 PM by missuslovett) |
| 2009. Well...I dont think I'll do that again. Well, actually I know I wont do that again. It's not like it's going to be sucked into a CGI black hole and regurgitated like a saliva coated deja vu fur ball. 2009 definitely wont be repeated and I'm really very glad. I wont name and shame. Those who know, know. Those who don't might find out (who cares) but hopefully 2010 will make all of that grimness irrelevant. [more...]
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| 5 Dec 08 | Karaoke Hard Limits (7) | (6 Dec 08, 12:16 AM by missuslovett) |
| In a gruesome world of thirty second celebrities, where every trembly voiced Fuck Factor, Heat magazine seeker howls their way earnestly through another Jim Steinman garglefest, it's good to know there are HARD LIMITS. Those frozen off our televisions and on to the means streets, unblessed by even the feeblest of talents, are meeting horror far worse than having to co-exist in proximity with Simon Cowell. They are dying... [more...]
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| 18 Oct 08 | An Honest Broker (1) | (18 Oct 08, 2:18 PM by Miss_Lead) |
| From the Grauniad: [more...]
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| 20 Mar 08 | Top 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys | (20 Mar 08, 4:04 PM by missuslovett) |
| Snipped from LFS - apologies but this was too good: [more...]
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| 31 Mar 07 | Pants (3) | (31 Mar 07, 1:15 PM by missuslovett) |
| I finally got my decree absolute through yesterday. Seems to have been a long time coming and definitely marks my final effort at marriage. There is just one thing I would like to share with you all though … the silly cow that is in flagrante with my now ex husband IRONS HIS UNDERPANTS. He told me this rather desperately and somewhat ill advisedly after she had put a hole in a pair of Calvin Kleins (for God's sakes). After I had stopped laughing I resolved with uncharacteristic bitchiness to tell as many people as I could so I leave it here for your delectation without further comment. |
| 20 Mar 07 | In Praise of the Penis (Oh Bollocks ...) (9) | (20 Mar 07, 9:37 PM by Original_Rebel) |
| I know that many women will not agree with me on the precept of this little monogram but I have no problem with that difference of opinion, in fact I actually understand it. I am talking about the beauty of the male genitalia. [more...]
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| 17 Mar 07 | A certain very good girl ! (3) | (17 Mar 07, 10:12 PM by simplicity) |
| Just a quick note to say congratulations to a certain young lady, who with dedication and hard work has lost nearly a stone in the last month!! [more...]
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| 22 Feb 07 | Postcards (1) | (22 Feb 07, 4:19 PM by simplicity) |
| Lying awake. My mind goes over and over the same sad, hoary old subjects, solving nothing, not moving constructively forward or backward, just ploughing on endlessly in the same tired, tossing, turning tracks of meaningless repetition. I have created a Western front of entrenchment, of battles fought and lost, some disastrously and explosively, underpinned with the tunnels of ruined dug outs and shattered limbs. Others dying slowly of grim and weary attrition slumped on the wet duck boards behind the sand bags. [more...]
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| 7 Dec 06 | Stress, Wrinkles & Christmas (2) | (7 Dec 06, 2:07 PM by teach_me) |
| Throughout all the recent trials and tribulations it is a really strange fact that the thing concerning me at the moment should be what all this stress is doing to the lines on my face. [more...]
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| 7 Nov 06 | 'Customer Service' (6) | (8 Nov 06, 12:34 PM by missuslovett) |
| 'Customer service' – the inverted commas are my own - advised me that they could not help me but perhaps my local branch … unable to contact local branch on telephone as all numbers are centralised, leading back to 'customer service'. Walked to local branch, acquainted them with difficulty, there met by a slattern of a woman who seemed to be unattractively stuffing brioche into her mouth. Through a rouged hole lined with continental pastry she said they were a sub-branch (aaah) and could not help either … perhaps main branch ? [more...]
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| 6 Nov 06 | LAM (5) | (6 Nov 06, 11:10 PM by David_uk) |
| Thought I'd write a quick word or two about my first visit to LAM on Sunday. I keep meaning to get up to town for 'various things' but have generally been foiled by the fell clutch of circumstance. Not so this Sunday. Although in my sports orientated feeble mindedness I hadn't realised that England were set to play New Zealand at Twickenham that day and any kind of public transport had obviously been overtaken by people with painted faces and loud voices, regular travellers being compressed against the carriage windows and ignored like the unpatriotic scum we were. [more...]
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| 16 Oct 06 | Fuck Off Noddy | (16 Oct 06, 4:21 PM by missuslovett) |
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Winnie The Pooh is having a wank |
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| 27 Sep 06 | Happy Happy (13) | (27 Sep 06, 8:42 PM by Original_Rebel) |
| Soon, very soon, it will be my birthday. Has anyone any suggestions to make the bitter pill of another year's passing any sweeter? What kind of a big bad bitch of a celebration would encourage you? And have there been any that have left you smiling ever after? |
| 24 Sep 06 | Ouuuch (3) | (24 Sep 06, 5:54 PM by Miss_Lead) |
| I've just treated myself to a bubble bath. One of the aromatherapy kind that additionally turn the water a lurid colour purple. The temperature was as hot as I could stand it and my howls of anguish could be heard all over the house. Why this torturous form of indulgence? Shaking despite the heat, listening to the popping of thousands of tiny bubbles, conscious of my breathing and exhaustion..? [more...]
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| 3 Sep 06 | Moments of Pleasure (1) | (3 Sep 06, 8:10 PM by Swordsmith) |
| Moments of pleasure. I was reminded of one out of the blue today. A random impulse of the synapses brought about by something indefinable. [more...]
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| 1 Sep 06 | The Fleet's Lit Up (2) | (1 Sep 06, 9:39 PM by missuslovett) |
| Navel gazing – note the 'e' – nothing to do with the infamous and hilarious Tommy Woodroofe radio debacle. I've been thinking about life … skip to the end…. [more...]
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| 19 Aug 06 | Vaginal orgasms (9) | (20 Aug 06, 7:07 AM by dawntigga) |
| A Scott Morley - “There is no such thing as the vaginal orgasm. All orgasms in the female are clitoral. Some girls practise masturbation by inserting their fingers or cylindrical objects into their vaginas and wonder why they get little or no pleasure – certainly no orgasm. Eventually, by accident mostly, they touch their clitoris and at last experience orgasm.” [more...]
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| 7 Aug 06 | Ha!Ha! Bloody stinking Ha!!!!! | (7 Aug 06, 7:54 PM by missuslovett) |
| Yaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!! Hahahahahahah!!!Hahahahahaha! FUCKKKKK YOU!!!! HA!HA! Hick… cough, cough, gasp, splutter .... Gurgle [more...]
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