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| 17 Jul 11 | knickers (4) | (18 Jul 11, 7:18 AM by MisterBear) |
| Little Emily went home from school and told her mum that the boys kept asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them. Mum said, "You should say "No" -they only want to look at your knickers." Emily said, "I know they do. That's why I hide them in my bag"! [more...] | ||
| 14 Jul 11 | funnies (3) | (15 Jul 11, 11:19 AM by FairyGirl) |
| A Spot of British Humor [more...] | ||
| 14 Jul 11 | council complaints (made me giggle) (6) | (14 Jul 11, 6:51 PM by Meek1Looking) |
| Complaints from Council House Owners. Genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. [more...] | ||
| 11 Jul 11 | face palm moments (5) | (12 Jul 11, 6:52 AM by MisterBear) |
| Why oh why oh why!!!???? If I ask a question of a well known insurnace company do I never get the answer I want without [more...] | ||
| 5 Jul 11 | Genie joke (2) | (5 Jul 11, 4:41 PM by MisterBear) |
| A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.' [more...] | ||
| 3 Jul 11 | Well I didn't see this one coming! (3) | (3 Jul 11, 3:59 PM by MisterBear) |
| Well some of my non kink friends know what I am into but so didn't expect to get this link in an email from a VERY nilla friend. [more...] | ||
| 28 Mar 11 | Does anyone else? (7) | (28 Mar 11, 8:24 PM by Suitably_Twisted) |
| Have a brain that is refusing to accept the loss of an hour at the weekend?? (and yep all clocks have been altered!). [more...] | ||
| 11 Mar 11 | Stormywaters (11) | (12 Mar 11, 2:45 PM by NimueBanditQueen) |
| If anyone who knew Stormy online etc would like to send a message of condolence to his family I will pass them on, please either write below and I'll transcribe or PM me. His son will make sure all cards and messages are taken to the memorial they will hold. [more...] | ||
| 11 Mar 11 | Daft things people say (7) | (12 Mar 11, 11:40 AM by Puddin_Von_Puss) |
| Lying on the examination table, naked from the waist down waiting for the consultant to examine my nether regions. A knock on the door and he says " are you decent yet?". Nearly piddled myself giggling before I replied " I'm not sure that decent really applies at this stage!". He laughed too as did the poor nurse chaperoning. [more...] | ||
| 10 Mar 11 | Cupcakes are done (11) | (10 Mar 11, 10:58 PM by jenevieve) |
Ok then who wants one, vanilla cakes with choc, vanilla,or strawberry icing, enjoy  | ||
| 4 Mar 11 | Fufu berry soda (3) | (6 Mar 11, 7:41 AM by andrewsean) |
| Yep and theres a fufu berry sweet too.
Wonders if they were aiming at a niche market?? | ||
| 5 Mar 11 | a memo conversation with an UberDom? :-D (6) | (6 Mar 11, 12:45 AM by fluffy_welsh_angel) |
A conversation that was had via memo, His UberDomliness and I hoped it might bring a smile.
Or it will have lost you completely by sentence1
This conversation starts at the interesting bits lol. [more...]
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| 3 Mar 11 | How the internet started | (3 Mar 11, 10:59 PM by jenevieve) |
| A revelation with an Incredibly Big Message (IBM): [more...] | ||
| 1 Mar 11 | cats (2) | (1 Mar 11, 6:27 PM by x_Raven_x) |
| A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.' [more...] | ||
| 26 Feb 11 | Those Magnificent Men in their flying Machines (4) | (26 Feb 11, 3:32 PM by jenevieve) |
| I remember this was one of the first films I saw as a kid, still has the power to make me giggle. Innuendo, and total stereotyping of every nation possible. Brilliant | ||
| 22 Feb 11 | Any medics or midwives (2) | (22 Feb 11, 9:12 PM by Ruiner) |
| Could you memo me please as have questions about a pregnancy problem in a close friend. thanks jen | ||
| 19 Feb 11 | OMG another one!! (7) | (20 Feb 11, 5:56 PM by Twistee) |
| Oh no yet another annoying go compare ad. Sheesh. Why does he annoy me so much but the meerkats dont? | ||
| 19 Feb 11 | I'm slow on change (3) | (19 Feb 11, 10:53 PM by penwiggle) |
| OK geniemouse that is me was berating myself for throwing away my fave indian takeaways menu (OK I'm prob going to regret eating it tomorrow but its what I fancy now).
and then I thought the internet for the phone number and wahay they have the menu online and online ordering.
Progress is good. | ||
| 15 Feb 11 | Blimey (3) | (15 Feb 11, 8:42 PM by jenevieve) |
| Boiler went poof at 10pm last night,(after the bath thank god), panicked phonecall to Plumber I've used before, no heating and I'm in hospital for surgery at 12. Expected the, well I can fit you in later this week answer,. Actual response 'Right what time are you in hospital? Ok will see what I can move I'll see you later'. Sat here waiting for my white knight. Just hope its not fatal for the boiler. [more...] | ||
| 12 Feb 11 | A sweet encounter? (3) | (12 Feb 11, 4:40 PM by jenevieve) |
| OK I'm sorry in advance
A giggle I thought I'd share. [more...]
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