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| 6 Nov 06 | Chaos Theory revisited aka Even The Dog Is At It | (6 Nov 06, 8:57 PM by caprycorn) |
| Remember those programmes in the seventies, cheesy macho boy programmes, the Professionals, Starsky and Hutch? The heroes in question would at some point fling themselves bodily over cars, either stationary or moving, usually in an item of rather chunky heavily patterned knitwear, with a "chick-a-BOW!" type sound track in the background. [more...] | ||
| 5 Nov 06 | I am apparently chaos theory... | (5 Nov 06, 8:33 PM by caprycorn) |
| So we were painting, decorating the front room. Long overdue and looking rather good if I say so myself. And J and I started the usual philosophical discussion that happens when both of you are indulging in a mutual physical activity of the non-sexual sort. That doesn't happen often in our house by the way. Usually everything is sexual and so I'm rather surprised that I haven't been ravished over the dust sheets. I'll append a hasty "yet" just in case. [more...] | ||
| 3 Nov 06 | Marching to the beat of a different drum | (3 Nov 06, 2:09 PM by caprycorn) |
| Am feeling somewhat strange at the moment, although life is thankfully more normal right now than it was a week ago. And to all those I owe memos to, thank you for what you said and I really will be replying soon. I've been too lazy / weary to do much writing until now, so my apologies in public for my lack of manners. [more...] | ||
| 30 Oct 06 | Fear and not in a nice way | (30 Oct 06, 9:00 PM by caprycorn) |
| J went back to work today. [more...] | ||
| 29 Oct 06 | Hard Labour | (29 Oct 06, 1:08 PM by caprycorn) |
| Ok so I've mutated into a middle class vanilla woman. I've been to B and Q and Halfords on a Sunday. My demise into mediocrity is now complete. [more...] | ||
| 28 Oct 06 | Walking (or driving) on the wild side | (28 Oct 06, 5:48 PM by caprycorn) |
| Apparently we are insane. Lucky says so regularly, this family is insane she says. Ok so it's not every family that goes to t'illuminations on a whim and ends up coming home with a cat. [more...] | ||
| 27 Oct 06 | Too precious to squander | (27 Oct 06, 1:06 PM by caprycorn) |
| So yesterday I had a phone call from J who just thought he'd better tell me that he was on his way home, and did we need anything and oh by the way, not to worry but one reason he'd finished early is because he had just had a gun held to his head. [more...] | ||
| 25 Oct 06 | Evil desires and new horizons | (25 Oct 06, 5:51 PM by caprycorn) |
| Sadism grows. I've come to the realisation that it grows. It extends, expands, stretches. It grows. [more...] | ||
| 22 Oct 06 | Strangers and explanations | (22 Oct 06, 10:37 PM by caprycorn) |
| I shouldn't talk to strange people (sorry demii love, you aren't that strange really but are a comparitive stranger to me. Ok so hopefully some more wine, cocktails etc will remedy that situation so roll on my next overnight in London). Anyway, back to the comparitive strangers and the explanation of poly and how this particular three works. [more...] | ||
| 20 Oct 06 | No place like it | (20 Oct 06, 7:45 PM by caprycorn) |
| I'm bolloxed, bolloxed, bolloxed, it's been the week from hell. But hurrah as I am finally HOME! [more...] | ||
| 15 Oct 06 | Snarl snarl grumble growl | (15 Oct 06, 10:09 PM by caprycorn) |
| I'm in the mood to bite someone and not in a nice way. Or bitchslap them till they bleed. I don't know, just cause someone I don't like some entirely unconsensual pain. [more...] | ||
| 13 Oct 06 | Move over Robin Hood | (13 Oct 06, 8:58 PM by caprycorn) |
| Oh yes, I am an archery GODDESS! [more...] | ||
| 11 Oct 06 | Equality in our poly | (11 Oct 06, 3:40 PM by caprycorn) |
| A blunt statement but one I believe in passionately - there is no such thing as equality in a poly relationship. To those that think that there is, I say pahah! [more...] | ||
| 10 Oct 06 | Game playing | (10 Oct 06, 1:34 PM by caprycorn) |
| I'm remarkably good at it. [more...] | ||
| 9 Oct 06 | Blog for backlash | (9 Oct 06, 9:12 PM by caprycorn) |
| I could do this with "I'm just a normal woman in suburbia, a mother, a tax-payer, a mortgage owner, a two point fourer in every sense of what is banal and mediocre". [more...] | ||
| 8 Oct 06 | The mean green capi machine is in the building! | (8 Oct 06, 7:12 PM by caprycorn) |
| It's been a quiet sort of weekend, mostly because lurgy has once again struck the House of Caprycorn, and this time the culprit is none other than... [more...] | ||
| 2 Oct 06 | Blood-rushing blood filled bdsm | (2 Oct 06, 3:59 PM by caprycorn) |
| I think that blood is a wonderful thing. [more...] | ||
| 1 Oct 06 | Don't forget, you have to say "thank you!" | (1 Oct 06, 6:57 PM by caprycorn) |
| Unwinding on the sofa at the moment after a somewhat hectic weekend. Will MLeigh ever forgive us for taking her to the torture chamber otherwise known as the gym? Will she ever forgive herself for forgetting the box full of "kittens" to wind J up with? Will she ever get over being dommed by a four year old (don't forget to say thank you!) Join us for the next exciting episode of a weekend in the life of the mad people with the mad dogs and the even madder cat. [more...] | ||
| 29 Sep 06 | The green eyed monster | (29 Sep 06, 1:04 PM by caprycorn) |
| The theories are easy. Know your own worth and you won't be jealous. Know that you are giving your dominant pleasure by seeing him with someone else and you won't be jealous. Know that you are wanted in your own right and you won't be jealous. [more...] | ||
| 26 Sep 06 | My objects of desire | (26 Sep 06, 8:53 PM by caprycorn) |
| So there I was, lying in bed last night with the usual London central soundtrack of taxis, buses and sirens, muffled to a lullaby by heavy duty glazing. Orange lamplight painting the walls, and me sprawling semi somnolent (and slightly pished too) on the bed. [more...] | ||