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| 5 Oct 09 | It has to be said (8) | (6 Oct 09, 9:36 PM by just_iana) |
| I'm not, by nature, an egotistical man. As I was telling one of my sycophants this morning, as she walked ahead of me scattering rose petals in my path. Even before that I was telling the girl – I forget her name – who ties my shoelaces in the morning just how bloody, painfully humble I am. It's a curse, not a gift. [more...] | ||
| 30 Sep 09 | On the 'Superstar IC Posters' (21) | (1 Oct 09, 5:53 PM by MissKimberley) |
| Now, I freely admit I've been on the other side of the fence; I've been single, looking in, nose pressed against the window trying to impress, posting like billy-o. [more...] | ||
| 23 Sep 09 | Baby Skyhook has arrived! (45) | (29 Sep 09, 11:28 PM by rosarose) |
Typical of Temperance wanting to come first... with the news  [more...]
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| 18 Sep 09 | "A woman's body should feel like..." (25) | (23 Sep 09, 12:17 PM by The_Princess) |
| "A woman's body should feel like a hot water bottle filled with Devonshire cream - not a paper bag full of coat hangers". [more...] | ||
| 7 Sep 09 | So what do I tell my daughter about men? (16) | (18 Sep 09, 9:27 PM by totallycoverme) |
| Because there are men like me out there... [more...] | ||
| 17 Sep 09 | The new Academy site is up! (10) | (17 Sep 09, 1:37 PM by fluffy_welsh_angel) |
| I've been clicking my mouse finger to the bone the past few weeks, but I am now pleased to announce the new website for The Academy is up and running! [more...] | ||
| 9 Nov 08 | The offer (1) | (17 Sep 09, 12:57 AM by Neptunite) |
| If you agree… you'll receive a memo, giving you a time, date, the hotel to present yourself at. [more...] | ||
| 6 Sep 09 | Still (6) | (6 Sep 09, 7:21 PM by Sirebel) |
| “Open your mouth”. [more...] | ||
| 31 Aug 09 | I want an affair – any takers? (16) | (5 Sep 09, 7:57 AM by angellover) |
| The time is right, I think, for me to look for 'a bit on the side'. [more...] | ||
| 16 Aug 09 | Mine's a bastard lemonade | (16 Aug 09, 11:26 PM by Skyhook) |
| There is a fair chance you won't consider nominating me for the ''Simon Cowell is straight?' Unexpected Revelation of the Year' award when I admit I like a drink. I'd quite probably be in with a shout for the 'No Shit Sherlock' gong though. [more...] | ||
| 27 Jul 09 | A shocking slight on my reputation (4) | (27 Jul 09, 6:49 PM by Skyhook) |
| This blog last night, and the subsequent reply are the latest in a long line of besmirches against my otherwise unblemished character. [more...] | ||
| 21 Jul 09 | "There's nothing to it, mate" (17) | (22 Jul 09, 10:27 PM by Story_of_Ow) |
| I've always tried to live my life with the outlook of 'if you don't have a plan, it can't go wrong'. As several ex-employers and girlfriends will confirm. Well, the ones who aren't bound by court restrictions anyway. [more...] | ||
| 12 Jul 09 | Blatant self promotion for my website (15) | (20 Jul 09, 10:46 PM by rosarose) |
Just what it says on the tin  [more...]
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| 13 Jul 09 | Oh cock (9) | (13 Jul 09, 9:50 PM by stormywaters) |
| Well it was fun while it lasted. My website has been suspended by the host (webs.com) as it's been reported for containing adult material. [more...] | ||
| 22 Jun 09 | "Whatever love means..." (8) | (4 Jul 09, 1:41 PM by rosarose) |
| xXx_scarlet_xXx's blog today has left me deep in thought. As I think I may have mentioned on a few occasions I have found, against mahoosive odds, my perfect partner in Mrs Skyhook. But who knows what tomorrow will bring? This is a question we've both pondered. Who knows if we will be together in ten years time? Is love a finite thing? [more...] | ||
| 19 Jun 09 | The proposal (3) | (21 Jun 09, 11:07 PM by Scribbles) |
| There is a time of the night, when friendship has made a thousand brilliant schemes but is too tired to colour them in, when you are talked out, sat in a bar, not fully drunk but alcohol buzzy, when your friend opposite has become your closest confidante in the world. [more...] | ||
| 21 Jun 09 | Advice on starting a website, please (10) | (21 Jun 09, 5:41 PM by BerryBlack) |
| I've been looking around, google-ing like a good 'un, but I'm a tad confused and swamped for choice – so I thought I'd throw the question open to the techy spods…er…I mean the fine people who have the wit and intelligence to know about such things...on here for first hand advice, rather than stumble on myself. [more...] | ||
| 18 Jun 09 | The new Apple MacBook Wheel: wow. (3) | (19 Jun 09, 7:54 AM by fen_fatale) |
| I must confess, I'm sceptical of all things shiny and Apple, but their new MacBook Wheel is something else. [more...] | ||
| 8 Jun 09 | Skyhook's School for Wilful Young Ladies (12) | (10 Jun 09, 9:29 PM by Miss_Lucy_Moralis) |
| I've decided it's high time I gave something back to the community, so in a typically unselfish and philanthropic gesture, with nothing to gain from this myself, oh no, I've decided to open a School for Wilful Young Ladies. [more...] | ||
| 10 Jun 09 | I've finally lost it (11) | (10 Jun 09, 1:04 AM by fluffy_welsh_angel) |
| On Liking Your Job, Reasons Not To Call That Hot Bit O' Crumpet A Hot Bit O' Crumpet, Hobble Skirts, Not Being A 'Real' Man, And Growing Up. [more...] | ||
