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| 10 Jul 10 | Wanky Masters and fappy Mistresses. Oh, and cunts (22) | (11 Jul 10, 10:32 AM by Original_Rebel) |
| I'm not by nature a prejudiced man. In fact I even work in the same office as a ginger person without feeling ashamed. But I do have a certain blindspot, and I think it's quite a common one, reading around on here. [more...] | ||
| 6 Jul 10 | Potential (9) | (9 Jul 10, 1:39 AM by jules9) |
| There is something unreal, something other-worldly about motorway service stations I've always thought. It is as if they exist in their own little bubble of time, unconcerned with the world outside. [more...] | ||
| 7 Jun 10 | There is a school of thought... (5) | (8 Jun 10, 9:51 AM by tallulahme) |
| ...that says the Dominant sadist – hi – should experience for himself, once at least, everything he puts a submissive through. This thought is usually most vigorously expressed by the submissive in question, right after the “arrrrgh, you bastard, that fucking hurt!” [more...] | ||
| 22 Apr 10 | Things I have learnt today, part one (8) | (23 Apr 10, 1:25 PM by angelbrat) |
| Do not refill my Zippo in a hurry. [more...] | ||
| 7 Oct 09 | Writing porn one handed (14) | (13 Apr 10, 9:49 PM by fluffy_welsh_angel) |
| That's what I've been doing tonight. I owe a friend the next part of an Academy story we are writing together, so I've been hunched over my laptop, concentrating furiously. [more...] | ||
| 5 Mar 10 | Blowjobs for charity (22) | (11 Mar 10, 11:54 PM by Adverse_Camber) |
| I've decided to give something back to 'the people'. Inspired after hearing a bunch of minor celebs being interviewed on the radio today about a Sponsored Moan they've been doing – though it sounded like a spot of cycling got in the way – I've been thinking of ways I too can contribute. [more...] | ||
| 25 Feb 10 | Plaster-cast encasement (6) | (28 Feb 10, 10:49 AM by Adverse_Camber) |
| I'm looking at the cast of her body now, the plaster residue is stuck to my nails still, the taste of the Vaseline kissed off her body after is a memory on my lips. But before I tell that – earlier. It's the eyes, always the eyes. When you are young the Holy Grail is The Blow Job; you imagine the feel of it, you imagine the impossibility of a girl willing to put it in her mouth, you hardly dare imagine the swallow. Do girls really do that? Other than the ones who look old before their time, skin crumpled on the glossy page by their transport from Dad's stash to the son's schoolyard. [more...] | ||
| 12 Jan 10 | My first ink, today (9) | (2 Feb 10, 9:21 PM by merrynb99) |
| This is not, not a sign of a mid (well, very late-mid thirties) life crisis after my birthday, but today I've finally had my first tattoo done. Yo. I'm still down with the kids. Word. [more...] | ||
| 24 Jan 10 | Overtime at the bullets and blindfolds factory (2) | (25 Jan 10, 1:21 PM by stormywaters) |
| "If you can't laugh at yourself" I explained kindly to the new office boy (ok, he's been there over a year, but by default he's still the 'new boy') while the banter was flying around "you could be missing the joke of the year". [more...] | ||
| 3 Jan 10 | My wife DOES understand me... (3) | (3 Jan 10, 10:31 AM by FluffySub) |
| I do know I'm not supposed to say that, what with being married for over two years now, but yes Mrs S really does understand me. Take Christmas presents... [more...] | ||
| 31 Dec 09 | An IC New Year thank you (3) | (2 Jan 10, 5:21 PM by Unbeaten) |
| To those I've (finally!) met – it was an honour to spend time with you, [more...] | ||
| 15 Dec 09 | Fucking Nokia buggery bollocks screen cracked twat (5) | (16 Dec 09, 7:37 PM by jules9) |
| ting pissflaps. And that's swearing that is. [more...] | ||
| 8 Dec 09 | Dear Santa, I've been a good boy this year... (5) | (8 Dec 09, 4:44 PM by stormywaters) |
| ...I haven't called that cunt at work a cunt, I haven't helped any old ladies half-way across a busy road, and while I may have touched a few nice ladies breasts, I haven't dipped my willy anywhere but at home, I've given up drinking (twice!) and I've not told any small children that when the ice-cream van plays its jaunty jingle means it's out of ice-cream. [more...] | ||
| 7 Dec 09 | To Mr 'Steve Steele' (10) | (8 Dec 09, 10:14 AM by wonderer) |
| Yes, I'm a pervert. [more...] | ||
| 2 Dec 09 | Uh oh, it's finally happened to me... (8) | (4 Dec 09, 10:19 PM by Adverse_Camber) |
| ...I think I've gone über. I think I'm developing the symptoms of über-domliness. I've listened to all the hype and now I know everyone was right. [more...] | ||
| 26 Nov 09 | Jacket shopping update. A bit ranty (13) | (30 Nov 09, 4:02 PM by Souci_X) |
| You may have read about my recent jacket/fire interface fracas here , and I must say I was positively underwhelmed by the sympathy offered. Still, never one to be concerned by public opinion (I'm still here!) I thought I'd give an update on the jacket hunt. [more...] | ||
| 28 Oct 09 | An absurdity. And the Skyhook proposal to end war (4) | (11 Nov 09, 5:51 PM by stormywaters) |
| I don't consider myself, by nature, to be a very moral man. [more...] | ||
| 5 Nov 09 | Today, I've mainly been setting my clothes on fire (9) | (8 Nov 09, 10:06 PM by Story_of_Ow) |
| I'd like to say it's down to it being the 5th of November and my impeccable comic timing and my willingness to go that extra mile for a jape, but in all honesty this situation occurred because I can be a right divot sometimes. [more...] | ||
| 27 Oct 09 | Tonight, I'm dangerous (9) | (27 Oct 09, 11:30 PM by Amber_Light) |
| Sometimes I want to take a beautiful thing, and destroy it. [more...] | ||
| 15 Oct 09 | Skyhook's Therapy and Lifestyle Coaching Clinic (11) | (16 Oct 09, 6:41 PM by stormywaters) |
| I have, in the past, written the book on being alone. Well, I had nothing else to do. [more...] | ||
