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Skyhook's ramblings and general gubbins
| 26 Jan 11 | Anyone Can Play Guitar (24) | (30 Jan 11, 6:28 PM by zelie) |
| I am stupidly and insanely happy to announce that last night I learnt to play 'twinkle twinkle little star' on the guitar. [more...] | ||
| 27 Jan 11 | Skyhook - the band! (7) | (28 Jan 11, 8:59 AM by Elven_Eyes) |
| Cowell, your time is up. A new era in music is upon us; a bright dawn of real instruments, real personalities with tunes to make your booty shake and teeth rattle. [more...] | ||
| 11 Jan 11 | Give me your breasts, your cleavage... (28) | (13 Jan 11, 11:34 AM by Neptunite) |
| ...your décolletage... [more...] | ||
| 25 Dec 10 | For those who stressed over Christmas (4) | (29 Dec 10, 5:59 PM by shimmer) |
| I found this blog ('Enough') perfect - [more...] | ||
| 22 Dec 10 | "You stupid fucking pig" (3) | (23 Dec 10, 10:26 AM by Kapital) |
| I said. [more...] | ||
| 2 Dec 10 | Peeing in Public (12) | (2 Dec 10, 10:44 PM by FairyGirl) |
| A few people have floated the concept on here that the Dominant and/or sadist should try and experience, at least once, what he intends to put a submissive through. [more...] | ||
| 19 Oct 08 | How I want you to come tonight. (3) | (29 Oct 10, 1:02 PM by missPowers) |
| [Replies to this blog are hidden just for now, I'll show them all when it drops off the blog page] [more...] | ||
| 18 Oct 10 | Teachers: Won't Somebody Think of the Children? (6) | (23 Oct 10, 1:04 PM by CaramelSauce) |
| I sometimes wonder if I was off school the day that, well, everything was explained. Career, lifeplan, all that type of malarkey. It seems everyone else seems to know what they're doing, where they are and where they're going while I can only watch with bemusement, just cheerfully drifting on. [more...] | ||
| 12 Oct 10 | A polite conversation with Belle Presidente (2) | (12 Oct 10, 10:50 PM by Skyhook) |
| "Would you slap me? Stand over me, hold me firm. Hit me harder, do it again and again, leave my face bruised, my head spinning, my ears ringing. Hit me until I fall to the floor, then drag me to my knees and carry on. Maybe I'll cry - you'd like that, I know. [more...] | ||
| 26 Jan 09 | Hey there, Big Fella (5) | (6 Oct 10, 11:11 PM by Lascif) |
| "Thanks for coming - this bar alright? Have you been here before? Ah, course you have, you're Omnipresent. [more...] | ||
| 5 Oct 10 | A bit late, I know... | (5 Oct 10, 7:49 PM by Skyhook) |
| ... but thank you. [more...] | ||
| 27 Sep 10 | Skyhook's floozies (42) | (29 Sep 10, 8:56 AM by Caracal) |
| [flu:zi] noun. A term used by Mrs Skyhook to identify any personage of the female gender that Mr Skyhook has contact with. [more...] | ||
| 29 Sep 08 | Latex is just so passé. (5) | (26 Sep 10, 12:17 AM by NimueBanditQueen) |
| You remember that scene in A Fish Called Wanda? Jamie Lee Curtis coming over all unnecessary, writhing on the floor as John Cleese put on an accent? [more...] | ||
| 23 Sep 10 | The Skyhook Floozie Convention (9) | (24 Sep 10, 12:24 AM by Adverse_Camber) |
| Aw, bless 'em. [more...] | ||
| 22 Sep 10 | Any Excel Experts out there? (7) | (23 Sep 10, 12:44 PM by tanken) |
| From Mrs S: [more...] | ||
| 15 Sep 10 | You'llhavetoex*useme... (9) | (17 Sep 10, 12:03 AM by LovingDom2) |
| ...ifIdon'tblogormemoanyoneforawhile.BabySkyhookhas kni*kedthespa*eand'*'keyfrommylaptop;*an'tfindthebu ggersanywhere. T*h,everyoneisaliterary*riti*nowadays. | ||
| 18 Aug 10 | A vacancy has arisen (5) | (19 Aug 10, 10:42 AM by successfu1) |
| Due to quite frankly shockingly brattish desertion – though she refers to it as a 'holiday', I am now looking for a Temp(y) replacement for the role of Skyhook's uber-floozie. [more...] | ||
| 29 Jul 10 | Special (6) | (4 Aug 10, 9:47 AM by magpieuk) |
| “Woman”? I said, nodding my head pointedly at my foot. My bootlace had come undone again. Mrs Skyhook gave me 'a look' then went down on her knee, right there in the street and re-tied my laces for me (admittedly I was a bit hampered because I was carrying baby Skyhook). “This wouldn't bloody happen if you'd learn to tie a double knot...” [more...] | ||
| 28 Jul 10 | I want... (14) | (29 Jul 10, 7:51 AM by Jezzebelle) |
| ...to travel the Universe in the Millennium Falcon. Possibly with Princess Leia in that slavegirl outfit. [more...] | ||
| 14 Jul 10 | Fighting talk (8) | (15 Jul 10, 10:20 PM by rosarose) |
| “Can I say something?” He said to me. By his stance, square onto me and eyes firmly fixed on mine I could sense that wasn't actually a question. [more...] | ||
