| 5 Mar 10 | Blowjobs for charity (23) | (14 Mar 10, 9:50 PM by Ima_Kant) |
| I've decided to give something back to 'the people'. Inspired after hearing a bunch of minor celebs being interviewed on the radio today about a Sponsored Moan they've been doing – though it sounded like a spot of cycling got in the way – I've been thinking of ways I too can contribute. [more...]
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| 25 Feb 10 | Plaster-cast encasement (6) | (28 Feb 10, 10:49 AM by Adverse_Camber) |
| I'm looking at the cast of her body now, the plaster residue is stuck to my nails still, the taste of the Vaseline kissed off her body after is a memory on my lips. But before I tell that – earlier. It's the eyes, always the eyes. When you are young the Holy Grail is The Blow Job; you imagine the feel of it, you imagine the impossibility of a girl willing to put it in her mouth, you hardly dare imagine the swallow. Do girls really do that? Other than the ones who look old before their time, skin crumpled on the glossy page by their transport from Dad's stash to the son's schoolyard. [more...]
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| 12 Jan 10 | My first ink, today (10) | (2 Feb 10, 9:21 PM by merrynb99) |
| This is not, not a sign of a mid (well, very late-mid thirties) life crisis after my birthday, but today I've finally had my first tattoo done. Yo. I'm still down with the kids. Word. [more...]
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| 24 Jan 10 | Overtime at the bullets and blindfolds factory (2) | (25 Jan 10, 1:21 PM by stormywaters) |
| "If you can't laugh at yourself" I explained kindly to the new office boy (ok, he's been there over a year, but by default he's still the 'new boy') while the banter was flying around "you could be missing the joke of the year". [more...]
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| 3 Jan 10 | My wife DOES understand me... (3) | (3 Jan 10, 10:31 AM by FluffySub) |
| I do know I'm not supposed to say that, what with being married for over two years now, but yes Mrs S really does understand me. Take Christmas presents... [more...]
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| 31 Dec 09 | An IC New Year thank you (3) | (2 Jan 10, 5:21 PM by philjarv) |
| To those I've (finally!) met – it was an honour to spend time with you, [more...]
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| 15 Dec 09 | Fucking Nokia buggery bollocks screen cracked twat (5) | (16 Dec 09, 7:37 PM by jules9) |
| ting pissflaps. And that's swearing that is. [more...]
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| 8 Dec 09 | Dear Santa, I've been a good boy this year... (5) | (8 Dec 09, 4:44 PM by stormywaters) |
| ...I haven't called that cunt at work a cunt, I haven't helped any old ladies half-way across a busy road, and while I may have touched a few nice ladies breasts, I haven't dipped my willy anywhere but at home, I've given up drinking (twice!) and I've not told any small children that when the ice-cream van plays its jaunty jingle means it's out of ice-cream. [more...]
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| 7 Dec 09 | To Mr 'Steve Steele' (11) | (8 Dec 09, 10:14 AM by wonderer) |
| Yes, I'm a pervert. [more...]
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| 2 Dec 09 | Uh oh, it's finally happened to me... (8) | (4 Dec 09, 10:19 PM by Adverse_Camber) |
| ...I think I've gone über. I think I'm developing the symptoms of über-domliness. I've listened to all the hype and now I know everyone was right. [more...]
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| 26 Nov 09 | Jacket shopping update. A bit ranty (13) | (30 Nov 09, 4:02 PM by Souci_X) |
| You may have read about my recent jacket/fire interface fracas here , and I must say I was positively underwhelmed by the sympathy offered. Still, never one to be concerned by public opinion (I'm still here!) I thought I'd give an update on the jacket hunt. [more...]
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| 28 Oct 09 | An absurdity. And the Skyhook proposal to end war (4) | (11 Nov 09, 5:51 PM by stormywaters) |
| I don't consider myself, by nature, to be a very moral man. [more...]
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| 5 Nov 09 | Today, I've mainly been setting my clothes on fire (9) | (8 Nov 09, 10:06 PM by Ima_Kant) |
| I'd like to say it's down to it being the 5th of November and my impeccable comic timing and my willingness to go that extra mile for a jape, but in all honesty this situation occurred because I can be a right divot sometimes. [more...]
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| 27 Oct 09 | Tonight, I'm dangerous (9) | (27 Oct 09, 11:30 PM by Amber_Light) |
| Sometimes I want to take a beautiful thing, and destroy it. [more...]
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| 15 Oct 09 | Skyhook's Therapy and Lifestyle Coaching Clinic (11) | (16 Oct 09, 6:41 PM by stormywaters) |
| I have, in the past, written the book on being alone. Well, I had nothing else to do. [more...]
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| 7 Oct 09 | Writing porn one handed (13) | (10 Oct 09, 7:32 PM by scribbles) |
| That's what I've been doing tonight. I owe a friend the next part of an Academy story we are writing together, so I've been hunched over my laptop, concentrating furiously. [more...]
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| 5 Oct 09 | It has to be said (8) | (6 Oct 09, 9:36 PM by just_iana) |
| I'm not, by nature, an egotistical man. As I was telling one of my sycophants this morning, as she walked ahead of me scattering rose petals in my path.
Even before that I was telling the girl – I forget her name – who ties my shoelaces in the morning just how bloody, painfully humble I am. It's a curse, not a gift. [more...]
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| 30 Sep 09 | On the 'Superstar IC Posters' (21) | (1 Oct 09, 5:53 PM by MissKimberley) |
| Now, I freely admit I've been on the other side of the fence; I've been single, looking in, nose pressed against the window trying to impress, posting like billy-o. [more...]
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| 23 Sep 09 | Baby Skyhook has arrived! (46) | (29 Sep 09, 11:28 PM by rosarose) |
Typical of Temperance wanting to come first... with the news  [more...]
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| 18 Sep 09 | "A woman's body should feel like..." (25) | (23 Sep 09, 12:17 PM by The_Princess) |
| "A woman's body should feel like a hot water bottle filled with Devonshire cream - not a paper bag full of coat hangers". [more...]
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