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| 1 Jan 10 | Can I 'ave a fag | (1 Jan 10, 10:38 AM by Shamonu) |
| Aww, spent New Year with those less fortunate than me. I tried to brighten up the night. Two of the residents stayed up till midnight so I gave them a few extra cans of lager. [more...] | ||
| 30 Dec 09 | Chinese New Year (7) | (31 Dec 09, 2:58 AM by houseproudest) |
| A drug free New Year, compliments from China. [more...] | ||
| 23 Dec 09 | Breaking news, a special scientific report says.. (13) | (26 Dec 09, 8:33 AM by wonderer) |
| For five years deep in the Rhondda valley, pit ponies have been studied and fed and studied and fed and fed and then studied again. It has been finally proven by Dr. Dai Evans from Llanfyrddoddyddyd University that these ponies thrived when on a special diet. They were more intelligent, had more charisma and charm, were better looking and wittier than other ponies. [more...] | ||
| 3 Oct 09 | Your Favourite documentary (13) | (23 Dec 09, 7:28 PM by Ima_Kant) |
| Greetings from my dark side. Please share your favourite documentary with me as I want to check as many out as I can. [more...] | ||
| 23 Dec 09 | Sack the BBC Weather website numpties (5) | (23 Dec 09, 6:05 PM by cosmick) |
| They never get it right. Everytime I check it, it changes or is completely wrong. Yesterday it said we would have sun today with a temperature of 0, but we had an overcast day with a temp of -3 degrees. An hour ago, it said it would rain tomorrow and would be -2 degrees. Now it says it will snow and be -5 degrees. Ha, it is -7 degrees at the moment up here, I love the cold and snow, so I'm really happy, but their forecasts are just unbelievably crap. The snow is frozen outside and even my little feral cat Hilda has decided to stay in for the night. [more...] | ||
| 23 Dec 09 | Work makes you free, stealing makes you imprisoned (2) | (23 Dec 09, 8:52 AM by Mr_Worm) |
| Found the bastards [more...] | ||
| 17 Dec 09 | Kirsty MacColl 1959 - 2000 (12) | (20 Dec 09, 8:36 PM by spero) |
| Kirsty Anna MacColl (10 October 1959 – 18 December 2000) [more...] | ||
| 20 Dec 09 | Frosty Feral (3) | (20 Dec 09, 9:25 AM by kaoskitten) |
| It's freezing in pigeon land and I've just come back from Blackburn with frozen fingers and an icicle moustache. But my little feral cat Hilda is out under my garden bush in the absolutely flipping freezing cold, -6 degrees up here tonight. She is a funny little thing, she has stayed inside for the last 3 weeks, not wanting to go out and as soon as it goes below freezing, she wants to live outside. She has been out all day and night, except for 10 minutes when she decided to fill her tummy with food. [more...] | ||
| 18 Dec 09 | Auschwitz sign stolen (10) | (19 Dec 09, 3:28 PM by Conan_The_Librarian) |
| I've been to the camp twice, birds do sing over it, even though its said they don't. [more...] | ||
| 10 Dec 09 | Digital switchover (21) | (15 Dec 09, 10:28 PM by merrynb99) |
| FFS, even Martin from the call centre couldn't help with my re tune, has anyone else had problems? Is it the aerial, is the fact that I live up North or is it just me!! No channels but at least I have my furry kids to play with, I'll just have to get high on catnip as per usual... | ||
| 7 Dec 09 | For Joanie (5) | (8 Dec 09, 6:14 PM by Avada_Kedavra) |
Are You Local??[more...] | ||
| 30 Nov 09 | Some breeds just can't be trusted (25) | (2 Dec 09, 12:13 PM by MrDelphian) |
| http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/83... [more...] | ||
| 1 Dec 09 | Cockney Geezers (3) | (1 Dec 09, 10:52 AM by Betony) |
| I've just watched Nil By Mouth, watched it about 17 years ago. Two of my favourite actors Ray Winstone and Kathy Burke, they just hit my spot. [more...] | ||
| 30 Nov 09 | Rising Damp (6) | (30 Nov 09, 1:32 PM by stormywaters) |
| Is Your Father still alive Miss Jones, no sadly not Mr Rigsby. He died on Guy Faulkes night, oh I'm sorry Miss Jones...thats alright Mr. Rigsby, people kept stepping over him, they thought he was a guy.......there was only 4/9 in his hat, not much for a man's life. [more...] | ||
| 29 Nov 09 | Happy Thanksgiving (1) | (29 Nov 09, 4:45 AM by Elven_Eyes) |
| It was on Thursday and I was thinking back. I have spent 3 in America. The most memorable was in New Orleans 1988. Sitting around the table with 15 others and experiencing cajun turkey and snow crabs. Thats the ones you can eat, not the, you know. We all made a blessing and I was so thankful for the people I met and the kindness shown. [more...] | ||
| 27 Nov 09 | The perils of smoking Capstan Full Strength (4) | (28 Nov 09, 12:02 AM by epona74) |
| Fuck me with a black pudding!! I never watch soaps but caught a glimpse of Amanda Donohoe on Emmerdale. She was a very attractive lady at one time. But christ almighty, smoking like a trooper has lined her up like a good un. [more...] | ||
| 26 Nov 09 | Religion, our global cancer.. (9) | (27 Nov 09, 12:32 AM by Shamonu) |
| http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8379981.... [more...] | ||
| 20 Nov 09 | Stanley 'Tookie' Williams and Death Row stats (70) | (26 Nov 09, 12:49 AM by nortyboy) |
| http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Williams [more...] | ||
| 24 Nov 09 | Maggots in your head and tapeworms in your brain (1) | (24 Nov 09, 11:14 PM by Shamonu) |
| ITV at the moment. Thank christ I haven't got the inclination or the money for an exotic holiday | ||
| 21 Nov 09 | Poor Old Cookie Monster and his boys (1) | (21 Nov 09, 5:15 PM by KnightToDreams) |
| Brighton 0 LEEDS UTD 3, aww Cookie, ya going down mate and I don't mean in a good way | ||