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| 25 May 12 | Mobile Issues!! (7) | (25 May 12, 7:39 PM by Royster) |
| OK who has it in for me then, now I have found all my mobile contacts have gone, pictures and ringtones, seems the software in the phone had become corrupt, I have re loaded it but as stated all my contacts have gone. [more...] | ||
| 24 May 12 | Good News at last (3) | (24 May 12, 3:43 PM by Royster) |
| Weighed myself this morning lost 2 stone now, measured waist and lost 2 inches off that too, perhaps I will be able to start eating again soon? | ||
| 19 May 12 | Today 19/05/2012 (5) | (19 May 12, 10:40 PM by Royster) |
| At last a happy sunny day, we decided to go shopping, with a view to our holiday soon. [more...] | ||
| 11 May 12 | UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS (6) | (13 May 12, 9:55 AM by Royster) |
| - Take One [more...] | ||
| 10 May 12 | Depression re visited. (7) | (11 May 12, 10:27 PM by Royster) |
| I have decided to write again about things that are happening, I was sacked from work on a trumped up charge (Beleive me it was) I am appealing this BTW. [more...] | ||
| 9 May 12 | "Dogs Welcome" (2) | (10 May 12, 9:25 AM by Mistress_Amethyst) |
| A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a small town he planned to visit on his holiday. He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" [more...] | ||
| 26 Apr 12 | Camping (2) | (26 Apr 12, 11:51 AM by Royster) |
| According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. [more...] | ||
| 16 Apr 12 | Loss of E (10) | (23 Apr 12, 11:52 PM by Royster) |
| Oh woe, woe and thrice woe I have lost my "E", I have looked everywhere for it, but alas not a sign of the "E" I need to use to type. [more...] | ||
| 12 Apr 12 | It is getting worser (4) | (15 Apr 12, 10:28 PM by frida_sub) |
| 12/04/2012 :-Well I am sad to say I seem to have lost many friends of late, not suprising really I suppose. [more...] | ||
| 10 Apr 12 | Watch out (2) | (10 Apr 12, 11:36 AM by Lj_switch) |
| A young couple was making passionate love in the guy's van when suddenly the girl yelled, "Whip me. Whip me!" The guy, eager to please, obviously didn't have a whip, but, in a flash of inspiration, opened his window, snapped the radio antenna off his van, and they shared it until they both collapsed in a sadomasochistic ecstasy. A week later, the girl noticed that the marks left by their lovemaking session were starting to fester, so she asked her doctor to check them out. The doctor took one look and asked, "Did you get these marks having sex?" Embarrassed, she admitted that she did. The doctor [more...] | ||
| 9 Apr 12 | Easter (4) | (10 Apr 12, 11:17 AM by Royster) |
| Hi all here on IC. [more...] | ||
| 2 Apr 12 | Cold (2) | (4 Apr 12, 10:53 PM by paulss) |
| Oh dear I have a cold so it seems, but worse yet, I needed to clean my glasses and reached out to take my glasses cleaning cloth, instead I picked up my hankey full of snot by mistake. [more...] | ||
| 2 Apr 12 | A tiny room (1) | (2 Apr 12, 9:58 PM by MisstressTanyaCheeks) |
| A social worker from a big city in Massachusetts recently transferred to the mountains of Tennessee and was on first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. [more...] | ||
| 27 Mar 12 | Whale Whale ? (6) | (27 Mar 12, 10:54 PM by peppermint3105) |
| A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the [more...] | ||
| 21 Mar 12 | Math's? (2) | (22 Mar 12, 9:48 AM by Royster) |
| The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. | ||
| 5 Mar 12 | Little boy? (3) | (21 Mar 12, 6:50 PM by Miss_Rose_4u) |
| A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mum and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." [more...] | ||
| 16 Mar 12 | Piper (4) | (17 Mar 12, 9:06 AM by Commander_Kwaaab) |
| As a bagpipe player, I play many gigs. Recently, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the. [more...] | ||
| 23 Feb 12 | Stella Award (6) | (24 Feb 12, 3:18 PM by MisstressvsSolicedog) |
| This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise [more...] | ||
| 17 Feb 12 | Longest Password (1) | (17 Feb 12, 4:03 PM by rehtael_ni_dal) |
| During a recent password audit by Google, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramen to" When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said: "Helloooo! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital." | ||
| 13 Feb 12 | What a spanner? | (13 Feb 12, 3:35 PM by Royster) |
| During a training flight takeoff, as I was tightening a loose hydraulic connection, I suddenly saw that an engine was on fire. Wrench in hand, I turned, tapped the pilot calmly on the shoulder with it and told him, "We're on fire." He soon had us safely back on the ground. A short time later I was modestly explaining my great presence of mind in a trying situation to an admiring audience. [more...] | ||
