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| Qwoins_calamity |
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| 19 Feb 09 | pink (2) | (19 Feb 09, 8:59 PM by Qwoins_calamity) |
| been picking pink bits out of my teeth for ages , didnt think my jaws were that strong | ||
| 17 Feb 09 | ouch (2) | (17 Feb 09, 6:43 PM by Qwoins_calamity) |
| im layed naked from the waist downwards my nether regions bright red and sore once or twice iv let out a very loud piercing scream , while she looks down at me unrepenting and such an evil glint in her eyes , oh god the joys of a brazillian wax !!!! | ||
| 16 Feb 09 | my task (4) | (16 Feb 09, 5:29 PM by Qwoins_calamity) |
| ok so i went away valentines weekend and my sir set me this task for my train journey i had to play/wank blush on the train birmingham of all places he knew how difficult this wud be for me both to write this blog and do the task my orgasms are noisey and strong , i wasnt even sure i would be able to do this task never mind cum in any eventuallity i was to play for a whole 22 minintes so with a heavy heart and butterflys the size of moths i agreed my trip 13th february iv just got to my seat the train is packd solid full of students going home for the weekend just my luck i have them sitting [more...] | ||
| 10 Feb 09 | romance (9) | (10 Feb 09, 11:16 PM by DaddysTouch) |
| mm his idea of romance breath freshening minty strips on my nether regions then pissing himself laughing wile i sit at odd angles trying to blow the hot bits ,oops av to add a bit more his idea of romance shurrup n dunt talk wi yr mouth full , how much romance can 1 possibly take lol i av it all dunt i?giggle | ||
| 10 Feb 09 | needle play on csi (3) | (10 Feb 09, 10:04 PM by candle_in_the_wind) |
| not explaing that 1 to my 12 year old son who innocently said how do u no bout that mum | ||
| 9 Feb 09 | vain (14) | (9 Feb 09, 9:30 PM by Qwoins_calamity) |
| just realised how vain id become wen breaking a nail made me cry n sir laughd at me , | ||
| 3 Feb 09 | 18 years t the day (4) | (4 Feb 09, 7:45 AM by Tinuviel) |
| ok so at 2 mins past 12 18 years ago a baby was born very premature weighing in at 3lbs transparant skin no fingernails and a fine covering of downy hair he fittd into the palm of my hand he cudnt cry and he did even look at me till he was a few weeks old back then he was dressd in tiny tears cloathes us oldies no wat tiny tears dolls was lol and the nappy had to be cut in half tp cover his tiny bottom , now in a few short hours that memory will be resurrected as that same tiny scrappy baby reaches his 18th birthday hes now over 6ft 2 inches tall strong as an ox and the nicest adult u cud eva [more...] | ||
| 3 Feb 09 | not snow again (2) | (4 Feb 09, 1:06 AM by krystle) |
| it might be beautifull and look nice but the whole country has almost come to a standstill my kids have been sent home from school and as i have pmt they arnt happy ,what else has it stoppd you frm doing i wasnt able to get to my sir today sob sniff sulk | ||
| 31 Jan 09 | horrible morning (2) | (31 Jan 09, 2:03 PM by Qwoin) |
| mmm my mornings been dreadfull mums had to go av her dog put to sleep wev had her for 16 years sniff mums in a right state n i wish i cud help | ||
| 27 Jan 09 | thought of the day (2) | (27 Jan 09, 10:55 PM by foot7lave) |
| no woman will ever be truly happy, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money | ||
| 21 Jan 09 | why? (2) | (22 Jan 09, 2:11 PM by Qwoins_calamity) |
| ok so why wen yr doms workd u up to total distraction does he then put a erm play ban on you omg how utterly fustrating is that gunna be chewing the walls iff im not climbing up them , his answer COS I CAN , | ||
| 17 Jan 09 | socks (4) | (17 Jan 09, 4:16 PM by nuthatch) |
| i no he loves me he took his socks off in bed last nght | ||
| 11 Jan 09 | magic wand (4) | (12 Jan 09, 10:34 PM by oneseriousmaster) |
| need sum advice the hitachi magic wand has twice left me with a blister around my clit piercing dunt want to take the ring out did any body else av this problem n how can i prevent this happening again | ||
| 6 Jan 09 | c.s.i (8) | (6 Jan 09, 4:54 PM by threadkiller) |
| ok need sum help , av a little boy with autism that is a huge fan of c.si on tv , and has askd 4 his upcoming brthday 4 sum crime scene tape av written to local police stations only to be ignored iff anybody out there can help u wud be makin a little boys day , thank u | ||
| 4 Jan 09 | omg (15) | (4 Jan 09, 7:18 PM by chatterbox) |
| omg the embarasment of it , i did sumthing last nght n i wantd the bed to swallow me up he just laughd at me as always but he said i had to make a post so here it is ,ok i cant evn write this edit without goin red im a newbie so 4 give i had my hand mmm inside my self and mmmm passd wind i sat up almost fell off the bed much to his amusment cudnt even look him in the face | ||
| 4 Jan 09 | shaven or smooth (3) | (4 Jan 09, 7:00 PM by Qwoins_calamity) |
| ok so after i got startled in the bath last nght wile mmm doin a brazillian i ended up aving a huge chunk out of my mm nether region hair so had to go smooth do we eva get used to this lack f covering /? | ||
