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| Ima_Kant |
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...saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.
| 9 May 12 | Pain, Pain... and More Pain: Saydnia (1) | (9 May 12, 3:27 PM by Ima_Kant) |
| Pain, [more...] | ||
| 3 May 12 | The Fucked Up 'Fuck-Up'!!!!! (14) | (7 May 12, 11:19 PM by tallulahme) |
| Weary, [more...] | ||
| 5 May 12 | Aftermath of Car Crash (2) | (6 May 12, 10:48 PM by EmmaJNation) |
| After a late lunch at Coco's we decided to catch a bus out to Seaview and walk back [more...] | ||
| 4 May 12 | Britain and Juki are Both Fucked! (7) | (6 May 12, 9:39 AM by geoff917) |
| Britain is finished. [more...] | ||
| 4 May 12 | Two Crap Jokes!!! (3) | (5 May 12, 7:12 PM by Ima_Kant) |
| My mate was doing a crossword today and asked me if I knew the biological term for a swollen vagina. I thought, thick cunt... [more...] | ||
| 5 May 12 | An Uncalled For Rant About Teachers!!! | (5 May 12, 1:28 PM by Ima_Kant) |
| 'Writing another blog?' [more...] | ||
| 29 Apr 12 | Thoughts About God and a Postponed Slippering (3) | (30 Apr 12, 7:58 PM by geoff917) |
| Back at work today... it wasn't too bad... and nobody mentioned Calamity... thank fuck! [more...] | ||
| 28 Apr 12 | Soup, Cake... and Bus Surfing! (5) | (29 Apr 12, 6:42 PM by geoff917) |
| At my PC putting off doing the washing up... but have had a nice day: soup, cake... and a bit of bus surfing... over to West Wight and a rather breezy open top bus ride from The Needles Battery to Alum Bay [more...] | ||
| 28 Apr 12 | Suffering and Vanity (4) | (28 Apr 12, 7:21 PM by Ima_Kant) |
| Last night (between Corrie) I submitted myself to a beating at the hands of my wife. Prior to stripping, clambering on the bed and kneeling with my head bowed I felt extremely apprehensive... a part of me hates pain... it really does. With the camera rolling and me now face down on the mattress clutching the headboard, Juki laid into me with an assortment of implements: cane, flogger, shoe, leather paddle, wooden paddle and wooden spoon. [more...] | ||
| 27 Apr 12 | 'She's Dangerous' - Part 3 (2) | (28 Apr 12, 9:07 AM by Ima_Kant) |
| Another day... but not another dollar as not back at work till Sunday. Sitting here with my PC in front of me... birds singing... no traffic... alone as Juki at work... life seems good... seems good [more...] | ||
| 26 Apr 12 | 'She's Dangerous' - Part 2 (2) | (27 Apr 12, 12:10 PM by Ima_Kant) |
| Yesterday, I experienced one of those 'rake in the grass' moments and for an instance my carefully constructed persona, which has taken years to fashion, threatened to crumble. You see... if a part of you wishes to survive, maybe even thrive, in this world and another part of you, lacks confidence... suffers from anxiety... questions frequently the value of one's existence, then one has to 'lie'... become an actor... a 'salesman' [more...] | ||
| 25 Apr 12 | 'She's Dangerous' (1) | (26 Apr 12, 1:14 AM by Adverse_Camber) |
| Sat here composing this I'm wondering if there's trouble in store for me... probably not... but I'll get to that later. [more...] | ||
| 24 Apr 12 | Since My Last Blog... (2) | (25 Apr 12, 8:26 PM by Ima_Kant) |
| Things have kind of moved on: [more...] | ||
| 24 Apr 12 | Behold the Man (2) | (24 Apr 12, 9:41 PM by Ima_Kant) |
| Well... it's been a pretty boring day... sorted out paperwork... went shopping... sorted out paperwork... washed up... put dinner on... kissed Wife... cooked dinner... listened sympathetically to Wife moaning about job... served dinner... told Wife that I'd filed everything... ate dinner... Wife informed me that she'd be expecting sex either today or tomorrow... response from me not quite as enthusiastic as was hoped... wife repeated her request... response satisfactory... Wife then says: 'You can slipper me at the weekend'... I respond: 'Three hard ones with the plimsoll?'... Wife: 'Okay then'... [more...] | ||
| 23 Apr 12 | Camping Sauvage (3) | (23 Apr 12, 9:13 PM by geoff917) |
| Totally and absolutely knackered... and was glad to get home today... Juki was knackered too! [more...] | ||
| 21 Apr 12 | Lost in Ventnor!!!! (6) | (23 Apr 12, 8:08 AM by Ima_Kant) |
| Haven't been in that long... topped the day off with a meal at Yan Woo... Juki fancied a Lemon Chicken. [more...] | ||
| 22 Apr 12 | Romance is Not Dead (2) | (23 Apr 12, 8:05 AM by Ima_Kant) |
| As I compose this quick blog Juki is washing up so I can update you all on our extremely exciting life... [more...] | ||
| 19 Apr 12 | A Break From Writing? (5) | (22 Apr 12, 6:26 PM by geoff917) |
| And further, by these, my son, be admonished; of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh: Chapter 12:12 Ecclesiastes. [more...] | ||
| 20 Apr 12 | Eating Roast Potatoes with Talking Gorillas (1) | (20 Apr 12, 11:33 PM by MisstressvsSolicedog) |
| So... I'm in Union Street and it's full of gorillas... everywhere I look... gorillas. I'm kind of concerned... what if they turn nasty? Anyway I look across the road only to see a gorilla with a giant oven next to him full of roast potatoes... what?!! The gorilla sees me and much to my surprise, says: 'Fancy a roast potato?' Feeling a little relieved I wander over to the gorilla, who seems a rather nice fella, and say: 'I don't mind if I do.' So I pick up the roast potato, which is golden brown, and pop it into my mouth. To my delight it is the most delicious roast potato I have ever tasted in [more...] | ||
| 12 Apr 12 | I've Just Won $2.4 Million Dollars... (3) | (12 Apr 12, 10:47 PM by SquireRaglan) |
| ... and it couldn't possibly be a scam... here's the email to prove it... right I'll just click on the link at the bottom, send them $96.00... and all my financial worries over... sooooo whilst all you suckers are working your balls off, I'll be supping cocktails in Bermuda!!!!! [more...] | ||
