| 17 Mar 10 | Help Needed With PC! (7) | (17 Mar 10, 10:08 PM by geoff917) |
| In the past when I loaded a photo on here all I would do is copy the photo, resize and then upload it [more...]
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| 16 Mar 10 | Star Trak: The Next Degeneration - Nazis 1 (9) | (17 Mar 10, 10:06 AM by Ima_Kant) |
| Captains Log (Pisshard Voiceover): The Enterprice is on a routine mission to the Planet of the Klangers which is a planetoid sparsely populated by humanoid type life forms. Star Navy's wish is to welcome the peace loving and gentle Klangers into the Federation and offer them a lucrative contract for them to supply tomato soup to passing ships. Perhaps in time we will establish a permanent cultural mission on the planet. Obviously in these early tentative approaches tact and diplomacy are paramount but the task is well within our professional capacity… mind you… I'm a little worried about some of [more...]
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| 15 Mar 10 | Who's Got The Most Profile And Blog Views On IC? (47) | (17 Mar 10, 9:38 AM by Cassius) |
| Don't be bashful now... |
| 10 Mar 10 | The Best Looking Man Of All Time? (16) | (15 Mar 10, 10:37 PM by Clawdia) |
| I have just read Betony's blog about Terence Stamp and it reminded me of a conversation I had recently with Super_Woman about looks being fashionable. [more...]
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| 13 Mar 10 | Eat Your Heart Out Stormy!!!! (14) | (15 Mar 10, 7:18 PM by Ima_Kant) |
| Stormy: Joined IC 21st October 2007 attained 10,000 views 1st March 2010 [more...]
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| 14 Mar 10 | Four Letters And An Apostrophe (7) | (14 Mar 10, 9:12 PM by geoff917) |
| Four letters and an apostrophe – the thought began to tragically take form in her mind… [more...]
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| 12 Mar 10 | Why Can Clever People Be So Stupid At Times? (10) | (13 Mar 10, 2:47 PM by Ima_Kant) |
| Intelligent people scare me – they always have. Deep down, maybe not that deep down, I don't trust people – sooner or later they will either shaft me or hurt me. It's not a good way to go through life and I've modified it to an innocent-till-proven-guilty strategy as that seems to cause less friction. I have in the past adored, worshipped and totally trusted several women – none had my best interest at heart and it destroyed what little faith in humanity I had. What I craved for more than anything was a woman who loved and understood me and for me to love her back with all my heart. I thought I [more...]
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| 7 Mar 10 | Are New Labour Racist? (11) | (11 Mar 10, 2:36 AM by Ima_Kant) |
| Yesterday on here I was in a strange mood – I still am – and because I was bored I posted provocatively [more...]
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| 5 Mar 10 | BNP or Sharia Law? (23) | (10 Mar 10, 9:36 AM by Outlier) |
| If you had to choose between electing a BNP government or allowing the implementation of Sharia Law in this country what would you do? |
| 6 Mar 10 | I Have Decided To Vote For The BNP! (31) | (7 Mar 10, 6:46 PM by strokes321) |
| After careful deliberation, and whilst not agreeing one hundred percent with their policies, I have decided to vote for the BNP in the general election. [more...]
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| 6 Mar 10 | Fat People Should Pay Higher National Insurance! (22) | (7 Mar 10, 12:35 AM by Ima_Kant) |
| Because fat people cost the National Health Service more... then during these cash strapped times I think they should pay a higher rate of tax.... I mean they don't have to be obese. [more...]
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| 5 Mar 10 | 52 Hard Strokes For Superwoman (1) | (6 Mar 10, 8:56 PM by geoff917) |
| As I compose this Superwoman is recuperating on my bed. [more...]
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| 4 Mar 10 | Stabbing Betty - Life Story 8 (3) | (6 Mar 10, 8:52 PM by geoff917) |
| One time in Mrs Saunders' class I found myself sitting next to Betty. It couldn't have been by choice - I hated her! The reason I despised her (I'm sure she's a lovely person now) was because she was extremely bossy, meddling and precocious. She was also blond which isn't really relevant but I just feel the need to state. [more...]
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| 1 Mar 10 | Ashamed - Life Story 6 (6) | (5 Mar 10, 11:43 AM by scribbles) |
| 'You haven't been paying attention have you?' Mrs O'Brien bellows at me. [more...]
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| 2 Mar 10 | Hit Hard With The Bathroom Brush - Life Story 7 (3) | (3 Mar 10, 11:39 PM by geoff917) |
| As I sit here in front of my PC I realise that this is going to be a difficult chapter to write as I have never spoken to anyone of this incident. Also, as I compose my life story I have been unsure as to which 'voice' I should convey it in: should it be in a dreamy first person 'as it happens' tone or should it be matter-of-fact, distant, reflective… perhaps chatty at times?
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| 28 Feb 10 | Early Memories - Life Story 3 (3) | (2 Mar 10, 8:25 AM by geoff917) |
| My earliest recollection is that of climbing over the sides of my cot and into the warmth and security of my mother's double bed in the middle of the night – I probably would have been about three at the time. In addition I have hazy memories of sunny days playing in the garden, eating in the kitchen and of course my grandmother, Nana, and my grandfather, Grampa. I also have a short mental 'video clip' of me running out of the passageway into the garden clutching a large plastic red double-decker bus which I had been bought as a present for a birthday or Christmas. [more...]
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| 28 Feb 10 | A Beating I Wouldn't Forget - Life Story 5 (1) | (28 Feb 10, 7:13 PM by geoff917) |
| I used to sleep in the front top bedroom of our house. The property was quite old and sometimes felt spooky. Although I could be cheeky at times underneath I was quite a nervous child and on occasions I could become quite agitated as I did on this evening. [more...]
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| 28 Feb 10 | Starting School - Life Story 4 (1) | (28 Feb 10, 7:11 PM by geoff917) |
| On the first day of school a lot of the other children cried but I didn't. On the second day of school a lot of the other children cried but I didn't. On the third day of school I realised that my freedom had been taken away from me and I cried my eyes out – I never was a quick learner.
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| 28 Feb 10 | What I Was Told - Life Story 2 (1) | (28 Feb 10, 7:07 PM by geoff917) |
| I was born on Saturday 3rd August 1957 at about a quarter to twelve in the town of Ryde on the Isle of Wight. My mother's name was Sheila and my father's name John – they weren't married which makes me a bastard. My mother lived next door, with her parents, to my father who lived with his parents. My mother confessed to me, many years later, that she deliberately got pregnant in order to trap my father into marrying her – it didn't work. My mother was thirty when she had me and up till that point she had lived a bit of a Bohemian life style so having a baby was a bit of a shock to her. [more...]
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| 28 Feb 10 | The Swirling Mists Of Time - Life Story 1 (3) | (28 Feb 10, 7:03 PM by geoff917) |
| I realise as I sit here, with a belly full from a late breakfast and a cup of tea by my side that I have never fully got over from the shock of being born – I was comfortable with oblivion in a kind of oblivious way. It also took me a while to realise that I was an independent entity; a separate being. [more...]
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