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| 1 Apr 08 | Laughter! (2) | (1 Apr 08, 1:49 PM by ForestPines) |
| It's quite good fun reading all the posts from people who didn't notice it was April 1st, or who assumed the site had been struck by "hackers" who had deleted everyone's pictures; or assumed that IC had fallen victim to some grand new government initiative! There are so many of them, too. The most amusing one of all was: [more...] | ||
| 6 Mar 08 | Hawt blog (1) | (6 Mar 08, 7:24 AM by Priapuss) |
Given the trend goodghirl started for threads titled "Hawt Doms", "Hawt Subs", "Hawt (whatever)" - how long before there's an Off Topic thread titled "Hawt Misspellings"? 
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| 15 Feb 08 | Things that make your head spin (3) | (15 Feb 08, 10:22 AM by ForestPines) |
| Sometimes you click on a thread on IC, you read the first post, you look who the poster is... [more...] | ||
| 29 Nov 07 | One of those things that make you go "aww, that's sweet" (2) | (29 Nov 07, 4:29 PM by MrLion) |
| In the office, with a couple of colleagues. We're talking about tattoos; one of the colleagues has several already. [more...] | ||
| 24 Oct 07 | Happy birthday... (8) | (24 Oct 07, 7:12 PM by Dr_Merciless) |
| Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to Kahlan, Happy birthday to you! | ||
| 23 Sep 07 | Leeds Munch: Rope Bondage Demo (8) | (25 Sep 07, 4:59 PM by GraemeBD) |
| The Leeds Munch recently started a series of regular demos and workshops, not held as part of the munch itself, but in the same venue later the same day. Yesterday, it was the third in the series, on rope bondage, performed by the genial Eric Stanton of this parish. [more...] | ||
| 20 Sep 07 | Is basing your toys on bad puns a good idea? (3) | (20 Sep 07, 1:47 PM by Backdooruk) |
| I've just spent a few minutes of my lunch break purloining stuff from the IT Stores, plaiting and taping offcuts of network cable together, in order to come up with a homemade toy that I had an idea for. The prototype is a bit rough-and-ready, but it shows the idea's going to work. It's a homemade flogger, and almost certainly a potentially nasty one at that. [more...] | ||
| 16 Aug 07 | Fetish fashion in the papers (4) | (16 Aug 07, 1:50 PM by ForestPines) |
| I know there probably aren't that many Grauniad readers on here; but did anyone else notice this article about how fetish is fashionable at the moment? [more...] | ||
| 7 Aug 07 | A fairytale (the third and final part) (9) | (8 Aug 07, 9:26 AM by ForestPines) |
| (You might want to read Part One and Part Two first) [more...] | ||
| 7 Aug 07 | A fairytale (part two) | (7 Aug 07, 2:47 PM by ForestPines) |
| (Part One is here) [more...] | ||
| 7 Aug 07 | A fairytale (part one) | (7 Aug 07, 1:44 PM by ForestPines) |
| Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a rich man, who lived not far from Prince Charming's castle. He had three daughters, whose mother died shortly after they were born; and as his daughters grew, he decayed further and further into ill health and senility, until his two eldest daughters ran his estate and looked after their father in his bed. [more...] | ||
| 1 Aug 07 | NP-complete (6) | (1 Aug 07, 6:56 PM by tom_tom) |
| Back in the mists of time, some friends of mine created a thing called the Diagram. And it was a thing of beauty indeed. [more...] | ||
| 6 Jul 07 | The date, tomorrow (1) | (6 Jul 07, 7:34 PM by melita) |
| If you love someone, tell them so. Make sure they know it. [more...] | ||
| 17 Jun 07 | The curse of me (1) | (17 Jun 07, 9:55 AM by Sweetiejar) |
| Thinking back: I'm bad luck. Of all the people I've had sleeping-with relationships with, even only brief ones, nearly all of them have had very bad luck either at the time or just afterwards. [more...] | ||
| 16 May 07 | Terrible, terrible, terrible joke (11) | (17 May 07, 4:35 PM by ForestPines) |
| A woman goes into the baker's, and goes over to the sweet counter - pastries, muffins, buns, tarts, Eccles cakes, all those sorts of things. As she's looking, she sees a big sign on the wall: "KNICKERS, 50p/pair" [more...] | ||
| 13 Mar 07 | Grammar peeve (17) | (21 Mar 07, 10:00 AM by Martin98) |
| I'm not that much of a grammatical pedant... [more...] | ||
| 20 Feb 07 | Pancake day sulk (13) | (20 Feb 07, 11:39 PM by taloollah) |
| How can anyone *forget* to have pancake-making ingredients in the cupboard? On pancake day? [more...] | ||
| 9 Feb 07 | The Victorian Photographer (a story) (7) | (10 Feb 07, 10:29 AM by shimmer) |
| "Have you had your portrait taken before, Miss Gooch?" he said, ushering her into his studio. It was a bright, sparse room, a big picture window on one wall, a large skylight making up most of the ceiling, making the most of the daylight. Inside, nothing but a hard, complex-looking chair, and at the other end some great photographic contraption supported on three spindly legs. [more...] | ||
| 14 Aug 06 | Reactions (6) | (24 Dec 06, 5:04 PM by Angelslayer) |
| Sometimes it feels like, half the time when I post here, I'm going to get responses along the lines of "you should leave the site, because you're not really into this sort of thing like The Rest Of Us (Who All Think The Same)". Of course, I've only ever had one person who's actually said that, and she's a well-known loony, so I shouldn't be too worried; but nevertheless I do think that sometimes. [more...] | ||
| 15 Nov 06 | Miaow (a cat-lovers' blog) (16) | (17 Nov 06, 12:21 AM by Call_Me_Harmony) |
| Some of you might know that I used to have a cat. Back in July, my mother took him to the vet's for his annual checkup. As she got off the bus outside the surgery, his cat basket fell apart, he got out, and ran away. [more...] | ||
