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| 8 Aug 09 | Don't argue with a woman! (2) | (10 Apr 10, 6:52 AM by freecroma) |
| One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. [more...] | ||
| 3 Dec 09 | Getting to know you. | (3 Dec 09, 12:46 PM by Draughtsman) |
| A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. [more...] | ||
| 1 Dec 09 | Grim Reaper (2) | (1 Dec 09, 10:13 AM by Story_of_Ow) |
| Dear Grim Reaper, [more...] | ||
| 30 Nov 09 | Three old ladies. (2) | (30 Nov 09, 5:38 PM by MissTee) |
| Three old ladies... [more...] | ||
| 29 Nov 09 | Penis operation. (1) | (29 Nov 09, 12:03 PM by Kinky_Vidushaka) |
| A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. [more...] | ||
| 28 Nov 09 | Scottish lonely hearts column entries... (1) | (28 Nov 09, 11:46 AM by Malbon) |
| Who said romance was dead? Here are a few winners with love to give... [more...] | ||
| 27 Nov 09 | Bottle of Merlot (1) | (27 Nov 09, 9:40 AM by Christma_sassy) |
| A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. [more...] | ||
| 26 Nov 09 | Caged sex. (1) | (26 Nov 09, 8:30 PM by rocco_43) |
| A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. [more...] | ||
| 25 Nov 09 | New Health Study | (25 Nov 09, 11:11 AM by Draughtsman) |
| A new report suggests that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising benefits. [more...] | ||
| 24 Nov 09 | The check-up. (2) | (24 Nov 09, 2:58 PM by rocco_43) |
| Alfred, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor for a check-up. [more...] | ||
| 23 Nov 09 | The mammogram. (5) | (23 Nov 09, 8:07 PM by geoff917) |
| A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight. [more...] | ||
| 22 Nov 09 | Crossaholic. (3) | (22 Nov 09, 8:18 PM by Lady_Kate) |
| I went to the doctor... [more...] | ||
| 21 Nov 09 | Hungry? (3) | (21 Nov 09, 3:05 PM by MissTee) |
| A woman asks her husband... [more...] | ||
| 20 Nov 09 | What a woman says. (4) | (20 Nov 09, 5:20 PM by MissTee) |
| What a woman says... [more...] | ||
| 19 Nov 09 | Slow horses and fast women. (2) | (19 Nov 09, 6:12 PM by astrid_the_spy) |
| These are all names rejected by the Jockey Club (UK) for racehorses: [more...] | ||
| 18 Nov 09 | The barber. (2) | (18 Nov 09, 5:47 PM by MissTee) |
| A man enters a barbershop for a shave. [more...] | ||
| 17 Nov 09 | Please bore me. (4) | (17 Nov 09, 10:45 PM by CPeccavi) |
| From the pages of New Scientist, or to be precise, from their latest book "How to make a Tornado", a collection of anecdotes published over the last 50 years: [more...] | ||
| 16 Nov 09 | Castration. (1) | (16 Nov 09, 3:58 PM by xCallyx) |
| The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. [more...] | ||
| 16 Nov 09 | Ann Frank | (16 Nov 09, 12:20 PM by Draughtsman) |
| (This is the joke Radio 4 listeners were recently complaining about.) [more...] | ||
| 15 Nov 09 | Australian love. | (15 Nov 09, 10:29 AM by Draughtsman) |
| Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off. [more...] | ||
