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| Conan_The_Librarian |
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| 26 May 09 | The first cut won't hurt at all... (1) | (26 May 09, 10:53 PM by Navare) |
| The first cut won't hurt at all, [more...] | ||
| 10 Apr 09 | Squeaking dicks. (19) | (21 May 09, 3:15 PM by rita_green) |
| Even though I'm a rough, tought, hard-bitten man of the world I can be quite naive and gullible, especially if a lady tells me something with a straight face. [more...] | ||
| 16 May 09 | Jack the Ripper unmasked! (9) | (17 May 09, 10:50 AM by Conan_The_Librarian) |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2yVZCVLK3E [more...] | ||
| 10 May 09 | Wankers Theme by Jan Hammer. (4) | (11 May 09, 10:23 AM by wonderer) |
| As a randy, stimulation starved teenager I remember, on several occasions, using the opening titles to 'Miami Vice' as a masturbatory aid. [more...] | ||
| 8 May 09 | A strange fantasy. (2) | (8 May 09, 9:16 AM by Lounge_Lizard) |
| For around 20 years or so I have harboured a peculiar fantasy. [more...] | ||
| 4 May 09 | 22 women getting sweaty. (9) | (4 May 09, 10:06 PM by Conan_The_Librarian) |
| I'm not a fan Association Football normally, that is, when its played by men, but, I am really, really enjoying the match currently being televised on the commercial channel. [more...] | ||
| 27 Apr 09 | Inspiration, cacti and fannies. (2) | (27 Apr 09, 2:18 PM by Spankeasy) |
| I have been inspired, by missturbation's earlier weblog, to start a collection of cacti named after novel words used to describe lady's bits of mystery and joy. [more...] | ||
| 26 Apr 09 | Window dressing by a Cenobite. (8) | (27 Apr 09, 12:12 PM by spirifer) |
| Whilst wondering through the Trafford Center today I was intequed and disturbed by one of the shop window displays I saw in there. [more...] | ||
| 23 Apr 09 | Half man, half crisp. (30) | (25 Apr 09, 11:52 AM by The_Big_Bear) |
| The older I get the more convinced I become that I'm the product of some strange 1970's MI5/Golden Wonder experement to fuse human and crisp. [more...] | ||
| 24 Apr 09 | My role model. (2) | (24 Apr 09, 12:48 AM by Conan_The_Librarian) |
| This is how real men should dress, behave and think. [more...] | ||
| 17 Apr 09 | A few lines that made me smile this morning. (1) | (17 Apr 09, 8:48 PM by Ro_Laren) |
| I am both innocent and devious, [more...] | ||
| 15 Apr 09 | Fecking pasty selling song. (18) | (15 Apr 09, 7:28 PM by Conan_The_Librarian) |
| Thanks to Greggs the fecking bakers and Paddy the fecking McGuinness I'll have the theme song to The Littlest bastarding Hobo stuck in my mind all fecking day. | ||
| 10 Apr 09 | For a Lady. (2) | (10 Apr 09, 12:50 AM by Ro_Laren) |
| 'I count religion but a childish toy, and hold there is no sin but ignorance'. Christopher Marlowe. [more...] | ||
| 31 Mar 09 | Steampunk bits and bobs. (1) | (31 Mar 09, 5:58 PM by frenchie) |
| Does anyone know of a place in the Manchester area that sells Steampunk themed clothing items and accoutremon? | ||
| 28 Mar 09 | Utterly tragic. (10) | (30 Mar 09, 7:46 AM by Mistress_Dragonfly) |
| Is there a worse idea in the whole of the recorded history of human entertainment than the BBC1's Hole in the Wall? [more...] | ||
| 29 Mar 09 | Swimming lessons. (2) | (29 Mar 09, 2:53 PM by IceButch) |
| I think learning to swim should be taught within the family. [more...] | ||
| 28 Mar 09 | A simple mistake. (4) | (28 Mar 09, 2:36 AM by Conan_The_Librarian) |
| Barred from my local. [more...] | ||
| 23 Mar 09 | Blood factory. (18) | (26 Mar 09, 12:29 AM by Conan_The_Librarian) |
| First the good news. Scientists, using stem cells, are now able to make artificial human blood. Its type O blood, which can be given to anybody, is, of course %100 disease free and will save many, many lives. It can be made, relatively easily, in the lab. It is a true advance for human civilisation. [more...] | ||
| 19 Mar 09 | Undersea volcano? Bollocks! (7) | (19 Mar 09, 8:11 PM by happy_bunny) |
| They are trying to pass this [more...] | ||
| 17 Mar 09 | Northern Lights. (5) | (19 Mar 09, 2:39 AM by EdwardBlake) |
| Why oh why oh why oh why oh why has it taken me fourteen years to get round to reading Philip Pullman's Northern Lights!? [more...] | ||
