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| Conan_The_Librarian |
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| 6 Feb 12 | It is not a statue | (6 Feb 12, 12:54 AM by Conan_The_Librarian) |
| 2819 0443 5812 4852 6701 0010 7822 3722 0833 3246 5712 0943 8781 0911 4571 0989 1202 0912 4328 0002 Off you go. | ||
| 3 Nov 11 | Dr Who Heaven! (11) | (3 Nov 11, 10:06 PM by Souci_X) |
| They certainly did it ... [more...] | ||
| 26 Oct 11 | An open reply to a bigot (40) | (27 Oct 11, 5:50 PM by All_of_Me) |
| You are nothing more than a spineless, pathetic little hypocrite. Always happy and ready to twist your supposedly deeply held religious beliefs to suit your sexual wants and ready to dress this cowardice up as spiritual and moral 'nuance' or 'subtlety', always ready to flounce (and crawl back later of course) from a debate when you are confronted by beastly types who don't treat your belief in magic with enough 'respect' and always quick to privately run off to the moderators to demand that those you are unable to argue with are censored while publicly declaring yourself a champion of open debate. [more...] | ||
| 18 Jun 11 | Do single married sub dom switches exist? (30) | (15 Oct 11, 2:38 AM by Brindle) |
| A timely question than needs answering. | ||
| 12 Jun 11 | Attention female service subs! (39) | (13 Jun 11, 2:17 AM by All_of_Me) |
| As I would like a cup of tea and a slice of carrot cake, but have always considered the ordeal of getting up off my arse and going to the kitchen to be beneath me, I am now accepting applications from service-orientated sub women to come round to my lair and do the job. [more...] | ||
| 17 May 11 | Life, love and willies (3) | (17 May 11, 7:38 PM by Lounge_Lizard) |
| My life is full of beautiful things, a German shepherd who is scared of clouds and plastic bags, a chinchilla who is scared of nothing, a gerbil with a death wish, an immortal goldfish, four obscenely named cacti, a breathtaking hat and helmet collection, an interesting beard, a wonderful family and an amazing woman who, amazingly, still wants to marry me after knowing me for two years and who isn't terrified by my huge, but curiously shaped, willy. [more...] | ||
| 8 Apr 11 | Under boob. (5) | (9 Apr 11, 10:55 AM by steff) |
| I find that the under boob is the most neglected part of a woman's body. [more...] | ||
| 31 Dec 10 | Poo/Manure Quandry (6) | (9 Mar 11, 11:15 PM by Tim_themerciless) |
| I had a poo yesterday that puzzled and challenged me tremendously. [more...] | ||
| 28 Nov 10 | 'Queening' confusion (9) | (29 Nov 10, 8:26 PM by Dil_se) |
| Until yesterday I genuinely thought that 'Queening' referred to a woman using the phrase 'Who's Queen?' in the style of Queenie from Blackadder II to demonstrate her authority. [more...] | ||
| 15 Nov 10 | Shameful snail eroticism. (7) | (16 Nov 10, 3:33 AM by Conan_The_Librarian) |
| I had a curious and disturbing erotic experience several hours ago which has left me feeling all confused and wrong. [more...] | ||
| 12 Nov 10 | The best graveyard in the world! (3) | (13 Nov 10, 12:56 AM by NimueBanditQueen) |
| http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/middle-east/1... [more...] | ||
| 12 Oct 10 | Will someone take me up Knob Creek? (2) | (12 Oct 10, 9:30 AM by spirifer) |
| If Knob Creek isn't the coolest place on God's beautiful Earth then I'm a Dutchman! [more...] | ||
| 18 Jun 10 | Football violence. (2) | (18 Jun 10, 8:58 PM by OllieVW) |
| Some thug has just punched me in the face and accused me of being an 'irritating fucking bastard'!!! [more...] | ||
| 12 Jan 10 | Eye tattoos (2) | (13 Jan 10, 3:38 PM by Eternallee) |
| So, you've done it all, you've broken every code [more...] | ||
| 15 Nov 09 | Susan's Shame (2) | (15 Nov 09, 9:21 PM by not_just_another) |
| His words were like diarrhoea, warm, smooth and urgent, flowing with unstoppable force as He told her just what He was going to do to her and how He had got a high score on Puzzle Bobble at work that morning. [more...] | ||
| 15 Nov 09 | Trouble sleeping? (1) | (15 Nov 09, 11:43 AM by Land_Under_Wave) |
| http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UIC_classification_... [more...] | ||
| 3 Nov 09 | What a guy!!! | (3 Nov 09, 6:17 PM by Conan_The_Librarian) |
| I want to be just like Boris when I grow up! [more...] | ||
| 22 Sep 09 | The day the music died. (9) | (23 Sep 09, 9:17 AM by not_just_another) |
| First the Sugerbabes and now Chas and Dave have split. [more...] | ||
| 27 Aug 09 | Inglourious Basterds, spoiler warning! (1) | (27 Aug 09, 9:21 PM by Illuminated) |
| If any lady, or gentleman, on here harbours a fantasy that involves being helpless on a table while Brad Pitt sadistically probes one of your holes as he roughly interogates you then I would recomend a trip to see 'Inglourious Basterds' ASAP. [more...] | ||
| 8 Aug 09 | Servalan and a song. (7) | (9 Aug 09, 11:31 AM by spirifer) |
| Its no wonder I turned out kinky after being exposed to stuff like this during my formative years, [more...] | ||
