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| Commander_Kwaaab |
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| 14 Apr 12 | Ultraviolent Komodos - NOT a japanese gown (2) | (14 Apr 12, 10:45 PM by ToakReon) |
| Someone is giving me a running commentary on ZSL's Komodo dragons getting it on - seems to be getting kind of hot. Mind you a dom with extraordinary halitosis and saliva that could kill you... | ||
| 21 Feb 10 | New font available for postings (12) | (31 Mar 12, 9:53 PM by Commander_Kwaaab) |
| YES! Exclusively available to members of IC I can offer a dazzling new font - monotone tedious is a font designed for Stream-of-consciousness postings. [more...] | ||
| 28 Mar 12 | Billy Goats Gruff (15) | (28 Mar 12, 9:34 PM by Lazer_Fantastico) |
| The troll is dead. [more...] | ||
| 4 Mar 12 | Up with what women have to put (13) | (4 Mar 12, 1:01 PM by Betony) |
| : hi babe u ok wat u up to [more...] | ||
| 25 Jan 12 | Slow Lorises have two tongues... (8) | (26 Jan 12, 3:28 PM by Pinderella) |
| ...now i just know you're thinking "lucky Mrs Loris" BUT they're conversely the only venomous mammal. Spouse lady lorises might risk it.... | ||
| 24 Dec 11 | I may have overreached myself.... (3) | (24 Dec 11, 7:20 PM by Commander_Kwaaab) |
| ...We've wrapped the pressies. We've dressed the tree. I've prepped everything I can for tomorrow, hock jelly chilling, spuds peeled and waiting. Chicken stuffed and oozing lemony goodness. Flat tidied. We're sipping on Shiraz, and I'm beating her senseless at scrabble when Domminess kicks in. [more...] | ||
| 5 Apr 10 | Your Political Compass (29) | (29 Apr 10, 6:14 PM by jules9) |
| Bushy found this. Its another self assessment tool: I came out as more or less dead centre (ever so slightly liberatian left) and closer to Gandhi than George Dubya or Golden Brown (probably views on drugs and sex!). Bushy is like a saint, falling between the Dalai Lama and Nelson Mandela (yes, it's like shagging Mother Theresa!) [more...] | ||
| 24 Jan 10 | Brats and bratting part 2 | (24 Jan 10, 6:35 PM by Commander_Kwaaab) |
| Not sure this is bratting, think it may be some perverse form of topping from the bottom: [more...] | ||
| 20 Jan 10 | Brats and bratting | (20 Jan 10, 9:54 PM by Commander_Kwaaab) |
| "You keep that up and I'll give you a little red bottom" [more...] | ||
| 17 Jan 10 | Avatar 3D Aliens and the cat issue | (17 Jan 10, 10:10 AM by Commander_Kwaaab) |
| Lots of blurb in the press about Avatar so bushy and I went last night and, while it's a bit derivative, it is a truely immersive experience wot I as your resident amateur critic can thoroughly recommend. We had a conversation as we left... [more...] | ||
| 12 Jan 10 | Off Topic 2 , the Umpire Strikes Back (40) | (13 Jan 10, 8:58 AM by Wildmessilina) |
| It is with great regret that I must announce the death of Off Topic(http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/260787/), murdered as it slumbered by strongarm; meercat lover and broccoli molester, whose post pushed it over the edge of ten pages. Born, the bastard son of an ill conceived notion, sired by saraxx out of http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/260787/ on the stroke of 8.23pm on a cold January night in 2010, Off Topic went on to enrich and bring a modicum of colour into the otherwise grey, mediocre, mundane and, ultimately, pointless lives of a number of ICers. NightSprite herself was heard [more...] | ||
| 11 Jan 10 | Off topic (96) | (12 Jan 10, 9:20 AM by strongarm) |
| I would welcome random responses to this topic that fail to follow the original post and ramble of in a non sequiter fashion. Ideally, I would appreciate it if they could pick up on my grammar, my religious preferences (or otherwise) or some slight I may have offered you at a) a munch b) in bed c) Sainsburys (keeps the riff raff out of Waitrose). If you could also point out that this has already been covered in a previous topic that would also be appreciated | ||
