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| 22 Apr 10 | Tonight's Totally Hot Kinkfest Is (1) | (22 Apr 10, 7:14 PM by Lounge_Lizard) |
| IKEA | ||
| 20 Apr 10 | ....to the land that I once knew .... | (20 Apr 10, 5:27 PM by CPeccavi) |
| .... just having a Gerry And The Pace Makers moment .... Liverpool is no longer my locale, it hasn't been for a few months. So having seen the Munch and THI through their transitions, I'm going to go easy on the car and on my family. I'm never able to keep away from a couple of good things for too long so I'll probably see you at one or both during the school hols. Lots Of Love XXX. | ||
| 20 Apr 10 | Well Done, ME! | (20 Apr 10, 2:54 AM by CPeccavi) |
| I spent a few years shouting and screaming and generally cracking the whip (this is all metaphorical, you understand) at the NHS, SS, EA, various teaching staff .... until finally my disabled boy beat the odds and got cracking A level results. Today he's 19 and fantastic. Job well done. At times like this I'm glad to have been left to do it all by myself. It means I get to feel smug. Happy Birthday Paddington Bear 11. | ||
| 8 Apr 10 | Wot ya readin? (27) | (11 Apr 10, 12:24 AM by caramel_bunny) |
| Inspired by Ouroubus' bright idea to start a R/L book club. I'm reading Emotionally Weird by Kate Atkinson. So now I've outed meself ..... what's your current book? | ||
| 6 Apr 10 | I Wanna Be First (6) | (6 Apr 10, 9:53 PM by Ouroboros) |
| .... to start the 'Ooooh Fetlife's broken' posts. Down for maintenance, infact. No word of a lie. Someone's either broken it or it's been nicked. There's a conspiracy somewhere to be had. | ||
| 6 Apr 10 | Masonry Drills | (6 Apr 10, 8:48 PM by CPeccavi) |
| ..... are the new Hitachi Magic Wand but please read further before rooting one out and shoving it down your knickers ..... they are particularly sexy when weilded by real-life builders who've answered your IC Ad and come round to help you move in. I now have proper screws on which to hang my 373736 pictures. He was wonderful, brought his lazer measuring gizmo and everything. Only sticking points are the fact that he was 16 minutes late ..... I have brick dust in my new house ..... and there's a small matter of a chipped mirror ..... I suppose I shall just have to mention these things during [more...] | ||
| 4 Apr 10 | If No One Else Is Going To Say It (6) | (4 Apr 10, 5:32 PM by wonderer) |
| ..... Happy Easter. The sky is blue, the sun is warm, I'm having my sons visit tonight ..... apart from that I always find Easter to be particularly dismal. | ||
| 12 Mar 10 | PMT ....... Punishable?? (33) | (13 Mar 10, 11:02 PM by MisterBear) |
| SO unfair. I have been turfed out for the night until I'm in a better mood. Sent to Lash, infact. Every cloud an' all that .... | ||
| 1 Feb 10 | Green Eyed Cats | (1 Feb 10, 6:38 PM by CPeccavi) |
| .... have Claws. Handy things. They collect stuff. Someone who has no comment to make will tomorrow be a number. Thanks to the advice and offers of a crash pad. The latter could have been invaluable as there's a whole new slant to the term 'neighbourhood watch'. Viva La Bratte. | ||
| 10 Jan 10 | Rubber + Ice = Zap! (5) | (24 Jan 10, 11:30 AM by Naughty_Nigel) |
| This has nothing to do with wellington boots and snow. It has nothing to do with the weather or state of the roads at all. It is a question to physicists about BDSM. While giving someone a bit of a pasting I received a mild electric shock from their skin. I can see how that could happen, friction making electricity and ice providing a conductor so I'm wondering if it's common? I'd used a variety of implements on a very smooth upper back, the last one being a rubber flogger. After stroking with ice I traced my finger across the skin and Zzzing! I received a very very mild electrical charge. [more...] | ||
| 30 Dec 09 | If You Like Horney Policemen (11) | (3 Jan 10, 1:20 AM by CPeccavi) |
| ..... there's quite a hunk driving round the Copy Lane area who's just had his head fucked. Apologies to the local force for being dressed ready to shag, driving a car not registered in my name and appearing to be drunk. My own two vehicles' insurance policies covered me and the breathalyser registered 0. Makes a change to end up in a cop car not dressed for Lash but I think the whole Peccavi experience was more than enough for him. Finally got home after advice to change insurers and a discussion about my knowledge of the phonetic alphabet and how curious that we both had the same birth year [more...] | ||
| 18 Dec 09 | Outed By ITV 1 (6) | (21 Dec 09, 5:26 AM by CPeccavi) |
| Right .... so .... Rosie Webster thinks she's got some posh new job because she's being sent to work in a Private Members' Club. Obviouisly we all know tonight's second episode of Corrie will expose such places as being a tad erotic. When I say 'we' I mean adults. Younger people who have been told they involove Goth nights and stuff won't be expecting that little twist. I am now sat upstairs awaiting the clamour of ug boots and shouts of 'Muuuum, you know when you said you were going -' etc fukin etc. | ||
| 19 Dec 09 | This Is Seriously WEIRD (6) | (19 Dec 09, 3:47 PM by MisterBear) |
| Christmas Day is next Thursday | ||
| 17 Dec 09 | My Name Is Peccavi and I'm An (26) | (19 Dec 09, 7:25 AM by wonderer) |
| .... no I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a very shy person who hurts easily and cares with a passion for others' feelings. I'm good in a crowd and when floating on the periphery but I am introverted and need a lot of time alone. I was married for years to a man who didn't exist, a very good, kind man who suddenly turned and did very cruel things to me and my children..... he was a narcissist who did and said whatever would get a favourable reaction. After living with a phantom for so long I wasn't going to trust anyone. Not that I realised it. To compound this I have been deceived, lied to, lied [more...] | ||
| 11 Dec 09 | Advising Someone With Asperger's Is Not Easy (12) | (13 Dec 09, 4:55 AM by CPeccavi) |
| ..... especially when trying to explain the importance of registering for job seeker's allowance ASAP and the vagaries of the system. They've never been officially diagnosed but times like this make it glaringly obvious. Sometimes looking in on someone's life from the outside is worse than living it for them. I can see a crisis looming when all they see is a down patch that can be sorted through something akin to the laws of physics. Fuck fuck fuckety fuck. | ||
| 8 Dec 09 | Seasonal 'I've Lost' Something (8) | (11 Dec 09, 5:37 AM by CPeccavi) |
| The Christmas tree is all ready to go up. It's one of those fibre optic things so no worries about baubles and stuff. Only problem is ...... the rotating base with the bulb and colour refractors is missing and it doesn't look quite the same propped up against the radiator. Please all tune in and chant 'O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Treeeee'. | ||
| 4 Dec 09 | Bah Humbug (8) | (6 Dec 09, 8:01 PM by MisterBear) |
| Bah Humbug! My lovely new, shiny service sub has gone and got himself a job. He's still willing but can't do school hours. The daughter wouldn't be terribly impressed to see me chasing a maid round the living room. This means I'll have to tidy, hoover and dust the living room myself before getting the Xmas decs up. No big deal really but it's not quite as much fun, is it? | ||
| 26 Nov 09 | The Icing On The Cake (12) | (26 Nov 09, 9:52 PM by Lounge_Lizard) |
| Fifteen years ago I lived a life full of Scaletrix, Thomas The Tank Engine, Postman Pat, Football Scores, Thunderbirds and Power Rangers. Two little boys were great fun but on 26 November 1994 my world was blazened with pink. I have been a very lucky mummy. | ||
| 17 Nov 09 | Talking Scouse (20) | (24 Nov 09, 11:43 PM by scousebabe) |
| The word 'ok', derived from the North Americans, is used in Liverpool as a respectful form of 'Yes Sir'. I would be most grateful if other Liverpudlians would confirm this. ASAP!!!! | ||
| 19 Nov 09 | Tea-Total Drama Queen (2) | (19 Nov 09, 9:07 AM by WykD_Dave) |
| No, no, this isn't about me .... tut .... the very idea. This is about the deliverance of a convoluted tale of friends swapping alleigances at lunch break and how mufti on Children In Need Day means there is nothing in my daughter's wardrobe to wear. Her solution? Flouncing out of the room, declaring: 'I shall drown my sorrows in a muffin'. | ||