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| AshUK |
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Here it is: the no-brainer, anti-flamer, monkey-tamer, this-is-only-porn-disclaimer. Yup, all this is just porn. Hope it don't offend no-one..
| 1 Mar 05 | Style vs Substance (5) | (1 Mar 05, 9:57 PM by krystle) |
| ... or North vs South, or Westlife vs Boyzone ( actually, no it's got nothing to do with Westlife vs Boyzone though I would pay serious money to watch the pitiful boybanders duel to the death. ) [more...] | ||
| 19 Jan 05 | calling all members of the militant wing of SM Pride.... (6) | (1 Mar 05, 3:20 PM by MrHoppy) |
| otherwise entitled: Perverts of the world unite - you have nothing to lose but your chains.... [more...] | ||
| 21 Feb 05 | Hunter S Thompson ...well, if you're gonna go.... | (21 Feb 05, 1:50 PM by AshUK) |
| Very very short post from me ( partly because I'm in an internet cafe that has all the ambience of a swedish sauna without the heating. And partly because it's snowing outside and I want to go and play. ) [more...] | ||
| 24 Jan 05 | I only hurt you because I care. (5) | (24 Jan 05, 9:57 PM by alexandraa) |
| And yes, I know I've done more than my fair share of posting recently. I'll stop soon, honest. But there was something in Lola65's last post that made me stop and think ( again ) about why I do this. [more...] | ||
| 22 Jan 05 | Love and Pride ( disbanding the militant wing ) (3) | (22 Jan 05, 1:52 PM by goodghirl) |
| Ok boys, hand in your leather balaclavas... yes, that's it... in the pile over there.. placards to the left, propaganda to the right.... [more...] | ||
| 12 Jan 05 | I am resolved | (12 Jan 05, 9:58 AM by AshUK) |
| By which I don't mean: I am clear of purpose, focused on my objectives and determined to achieve my goals for 2005. I actually mean - I have a massive wine induced hangover which I am attempting to sort out with one of those packet pharmaceutical remedies. [more...] | ||
| 23 Dec 04 | Everybody's got something to hide ( except for me and my monkey ) | (23 Dec 04, 4:04 PM by AshUK) |
| This is something that has been sparked off by a conversation that I had the other day - someone asked me the question " Wouldn't it be good if everyone was into BDSM ? " [more...] | ||
| 25 Nov 04 | Interplay | (25 Nov 04, 12:36 PM by AshUK) |
| *settling down at my desk to write my first blog in ages * Well.. I'm seeing someone. There I've said it. A very lovely someone, come to mention it, not that I'm going to name names or anything. All I'll say at this stage is... sweet, young, intelligent and very pretty. Which is nice. I have no idea at this stage how / whether this will work, but so far it feels really good.. [more...] | ||
| 4 Nov 04 | scar tissue | (4 Nov 04, 11:04 AM by AshUK) |
| Research groups and late trains back from London - all to blame for keeping me off the computer and giving me plenty of time to think. Never a good combination. [more...] | ||
| 26 Oct 04 | The cocktease, her boyfriend, his mate and their lodger. | (29 Oct 04, 7:36 AM by AshUK) |
| Actually I suppose calling my landlady a cocktease is a bit harsh, though she is a lapdancer. And I have to be careful what I call her because her boyfriend is a nightclub bouncer. Built like a brick shithouse, he truly is. [more...] | ||
| 7 Oct 04 | Anticipation. | (7 Oct 04, 9:38 PM by AshUK) |
| Been a really strange couple of days. For one thing, work has been horrendous. I've given serious thought to selling my boss on ebay. Not telling him, just putting him up for sale. I've even written an ad. FOR SALE: one mindless pedantic detail freak, incapable of seeing the bigger picture. Looks like shopsoiled version of Derek Jacobi but with gappy teeth. Has collection of annoying catchphrases, including " As a for instance. " and " Suck it and see. " Needs a good twatting every few days to keep in check but otherwise would make a good coat rack. [more...] | ||
| 30 Sep 04 | Wild mood swings. | (30 Sep 04, 9:22 PM by AshUK) |
| I've finally worked it out. I am completely controlled by my moods. Not in a ' tonight I'm going to wear black and sit around and sulk Kevin and Perry style ' way, but something more subtle than that. As David Bowie said " I'm not a moody guy. " - and neither am I. Jesus, though, I know a few. And ..er... a couple of moody women too, though that might shock a few of you. Like the girl behind the bar who just served me, she looked like a smile was utterly beyond her tonight. [more...] | ||
| 29 Sep 04 | peanut envy / flogging small children / BDSM speed dating. | (29 Sep 04, 9:25 PM by AshUK) |
| .... what ? Of course it's allowed. Listen, this particular little brat has been hogging the public pc at the gym FOR THE BEST PART OF AN HOUR playing SOME STUPID INTERNET ROLE PLAY GAME as if it was actually important. So, unless anyone objects I'm going to haul his little ass into the carpark and whup the skin off him. That'll learn him, as they say around here. [more...] | ||
| 22 Sep 04 | Nemesis this coming Saturday | (22 Sep 04, 8:31 PM by AshUK) |
| ... anyone going ? Really looking forward to it. Come and say hello if you see me there - always good to meet fellow deviants. | ||
| 20 Sep 04 | Limits redux / fighting with myself | (20 Sep 04, 9:45 PM by AshUK) |
| I've come online to argue with myself. This is quite clearly a new low. From this point, I expect to slag myself off behind my back, write bitchy weblogs about myself under a false name, before I eventually split into two factions and start a slanging match with myself in the bathroom. [more...] | ||
| 19 Sep 04 | Limits - some stretch, some break, some just push right back atcha.... | (19 Sep 04, 9:28 PM by AshUK) |
| Limits, and their hardness. Seems to be the topic du jour. And I don't normally wade in to these hot topics, but this is something I feel quite strongly about. Now, I don't know who started all this, but the view I heard was that subs shouldn't have limits. Or that if they do have limits, they should expected to have them broken. Or that certain things should be off limits for limits ( ? ) At which point I got confused and started wondering how many naked girls I could fit under my desk at work without my boss noticing they were there. [more...] | ||
| 16 Sep 04 | that's me in the sauna.... losing my religion.... | (16 Sep 04, 9:42 PM by AshUK) |
| Consider this.... back at the gym again - somehow not losing any weight ( maybe it's the fact that I tend to stay in the steam room or the jacuzzi instead of actually swimming. Maybe it's the pie and chips I had for lunch. ) and I find myself thinking about BDSM again. Not too much obviously, or it has a kind of rudder effect as I swim. [more...] | ||
| 14 Sep 04 | fit of the giggles / nottingham munch | (14 Sep 04, 8:37 PM by AshUK) |
| ho hum. Think I must still have some alcohol in my bloodstream, because I've been right proper giggly at work today. Very undomlike probably, but I don't care. And I'll flog the first person to say so. [more...] | ||
| 12 Sep 04 | clean living / squeaky liver... | (12 Sep 04, 2:04 PM by AshUK) |
| Well, I'm back from the lad's holiday to Magaluf. Thank f*ck for that - I thought I'd never last the week. It's the strangest place on God's clean earth - a lot like Blackpool but much hotter and with a beach that has proper sand on it. [more...] | ||
| 3 Sep 04 | Heaven and Hell... | (3 Sep 04, 9:15 PM by AshUK) |
| A thought struck me today - it made a dull clanking noise as it bounced off the side of my head. Still didn't lose my place in the lunch queue though; it'll take more than that to deter me... [more...] | ||
