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[heading]How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle

This is a relatively uncommon [about=fetish]fetish[/about], however so far I've found a few men in the UK that will admit to it, or share it.
The descriptions below are partly intended to answer questions that are usually fired at me online in part. My own website network answers other questions.
I hope there are like minded folks out there who might add to this in the future.
The techniques can be generalised to trucks, motorbikes, boats, construction vehicles (I also enjoy these too) according to taste :-).

[heading]How do you make love to a car? A simple manual describing a rare fetish for those that ask me this question.

Steps

1. The tailpipe isn't the only option! If it interests you get hold of a silicon sleeve or some other [about=masturbation]masturbation[/about] tool to make life easier on your tool. Note:My preferred sleeve is a Hand Job Stroker by Calexotics, obtainable from CloneZone (wank toys dept).Typically a rubber, silicon or similar sheath can also be used elsewhere, especially if you are a cut gentleman.

2. If you enjoy the body of a car, then licking, kissing, caressing and the normal actions of foreplay work well.

3. Lying on bodywork, with practice can be enjoyable, hot or cold. Key point is to get a feel for what might dent permanently.
Cut guys often get more out of humping when using some form of textured sheath.

4. Manual gearsticks can be fun for those inclined to allow the car to return the favour, just be sure of a smooth entry with a custom walnut, carbon fibre or titanium gearknob. Jaguars with walnut knobs work well for this.

5. Leather interiors on luxory vehicles work rather well for humping. I've seen vanilla folks enjoy this as an alternative to lady palm and her five fingers. Cleans easy too!

6. For hardcore car lovers (trucks too), oily diffs, engines and tyres are an additional turn on. One guy enjoys being squashed this way, another likes to taste the fluids.
Most fluids would be hazardous if swallowed in any quantity however.

7. Finally jacking up to jackoff is safest accomplished with ramps rather than just jacks or axle stands. Especially if you and your 4 wheeled friend are "bouncers".
Big wheeled pickups are notorious for this.

8. Privacy is a must unless you're an [about=exhibitionist]exhibitionist[/about]. Most countries don't like public indecency whether you are fucking a car, man or woman. Stick to a garage or workshop where possible.

9. Mixing fetishes can work with cars when used with imagination and care. [about=Watersports]Watersports[/about] is a common addition for many men as are other variations.
Leather [about=bondage]bondage[/about] can be fun too before, during or after serving the car.

10. Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Needless to say solo roleplay requires vivid imagination and the ability to suspend rational thought temporarily.(Needless to say some would say permanently ;) )
Two or more involved tends to be easier. Big or luxorious vehicles can be served, small sports cars dominated or switched around. Doesn't always work for me, varies.

11. [about=Roleplay]Roleplay[/about] may be a thing for some, but the real thing for me and many is the variety of textures and smells associated with a good looking car.
On top of all the other attributes that is. It's worth exploring new aspects of your 4 wheeled lover each time you have a session, as I did today exploring her tyres during other activities.
Variety is the spice of life.

12. I haven't mentioned fem/car action purely because being a man, I don't have intimate knowledge of what would really work for a woman in this game. Obviously there is the option of gearknob riding, attachments to replace unsuitable gearknobs and I've seen a bumper rider (dildo attached to towbar). However, like tailpipes are not the only choice for men, I can't believe that penetration by the vehicle is the only choice for women. I hope to see edits adding to this by imaginitive types. I have seen some cool pics of bound women on House of Gord's website where they are attached to vehicles in various ways, however this wasn't quite what I had in mind :-).

Tips

[item] Muck can be kinky, especially muddy 4x4's or rally cars. However most folks into this don't like bird crap, tree sap and bug squash. Wash these off first. Road salt, mud, dust are often not a problem and for some adds something natural perhaps. Its a mood/taste thing.

[item] Obsession, never a good thing. If you can't related to a human sexually, emotionally or otherwise AND you have this fetish (or any other), you DO have an issue. It's up to you to address it however. A good fetish can and should be a nice extra dimension to a normal balanced life.

[item] If you anthropomorphasize your 4 wheeled lover, it's worth remembering that its a fantasy. A fun, sexy fantasy, but a emotional/sexual/mental construct. Despite my own enjoyment, a car isn't actually a person. Except during sex LOL.

[item] Have some humor. Lots of it. The more outrageous the fetish, the more you'll need. Otherwise, well you'll get all serious and boring which is not play.

[item] Other vehicles may be of interest, and similar methods work for these too. Motorbikes, commercial trucks, construction vehicles and motorboats spring to mind. Just don't climb in the water with the latter-cold water and sex don't tend to work.

[item] It's not for most folks, even car enthusiasts. You'll know by now if you found it interesting/horny or not. Some folks try it late in life and enjoy it. Others can't wrap their head around it. Not surprised!!!

Warnings

[item] Racing the car-fucking his/her pipe from cold whilst running the engine does work on 4 piped cars, but has hazards. You only ever muck this up once! As Dekhyr Dragon states in his seminal work, "never fuck a car hot! I did....once!.

[item] Common mistake when encountering this fetish is to believe it's a spoof. It's not. I've a video proving it :-).

[item] Lying on hot engines is an act requiring caution and knowledge of what stays hottest longest. Know your car, before you try to get to know her too well!

Things You'll Need

[item] Desire in the first place!!!!

[item] Vehicle you fancy

[item] Privacy and warm enough space

[item] Any sheaths that will help

[item] Appropriate ramps if needed

[item] Blankets,carpet,cushions for comfort depending on positions

[item] Imagination

[heading]External Links

Note none of these contain adult photos though do contain explicit description. Galleries linked are only car pictures.

[item] http://karnautrahl.googlepages.com Main page to all my sites.

[item] http://carloving.blogspot.com Main blog

[item] http://360.yahoo.com/karnautrahl Alternate blog

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