Who's been caught doing rude / lewd things outside (36)

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31 Mar 08, 8:29 PM
merrynb99
UK(N), 2 yrs
When I were a very young lass, me and the boy got caught canoodling, by a policeman shining his torch into the back of our Passion Wagon. Twas most humiliating being asked to dress (while he got a good eyeful) then quizzed carefully to find out if I was a hooker or just a plain normal, you know, slut for free.
In a completely unrelated incident later that evening, my father had a heart attack (he didn't die, don't worry)

No pain, no gain.
Edited 2 Apr 08, 9:49 AM by merrynb99

1 Apr 08, 10:33 PM
velvia
3 yrs

I was caught jacking off in the toilet on a train up to scotland when I didnt lock the door properly.

2 Apr 08, 10:46 AM
Costigan
UK, 2 yrs

Gordons_anchovies wrote:
I was caught jacking off in the toilet on a train up to scotland when I didnt lock the door properly.
Did they offer to lend a hand?

2 Apr 08, 12:54 PM
Cuddle_Slut
23 mths Not been caught well there's time I guess
est-ce que tu t'es fait mal?

2 Apr 08, 1:05 PM
franky58
UK(TF), 2 yrs
Y!

Littleboots wrote:
I lost my virginity on a park bench in Southport, in broad daylight - and we were caught at it too!

Lost mine in the ladies toilets in a snooker club.
Could say I potted more than the balls.
http://www.thedungeonclub.co.uk/
Life is....A bit of give and take

2 Apr 08, 4:01 PM
TheWitchesCat
11 mths A couple of summers ago…
I was with my girlfriend on her roof top, high above Edinburgh enjoying the sunshine some cold beer and a spliff. We could hear the sound of leather on willow and the applause from the assembled spectators drifting up from Inverleith cricket ground…
One thing led to another as it does, and jeans came off bras were unfastened and knickers came down, yes things were getting hot, I gave her arse a bit of a slapping for good measure then got down to some serious tongue work. X girl was by this time giving it large with the vocal stuff, making it quite clear what she wanted more off…
Our senses seemed to become heightened the sounds became louder orgasm girl said what's that cheering, the cricket ground I replied , we sat up and looked around, on the roof of the building opposite (which had hitherto been empty) sat a row of guys in deck chairs applauding and cheering wildly, some waving cans of beer... We replaced clothes with as much dignity as we had left (not a lot) and made our way to the stairs trying hard to look like we didn't care….
Good news for people who love bad news
Edited 2 Apr 08, 4:03 PM by TheWitchesCat

2 Apr 08, 4:48 PM
Katalena
UK(GL), 20 mths
Y!
Ahhh that is fab! That did make me chuckle!
Kat

TheWitchesCat wrote:
A couple of summers ago…
I was with my girlfriend on her roof top, high above Edinburgh enjoying the sunshine some cold beer and a spliff. We could hear the sound of leather on willow and the applause from the assembled spectators drifting up from Inverleith cricket ground…
One thing led to another as it does, and jeans came off bras were unfastened and knickers came down, yes things were getting hot, I gave her arse a bit of a slapping for good measure then got down to some serious tongue work. X girl was by this time giving it large with the vocal stuff, making it quite clear what she wanted more off…
Our senses seemed to become heightened the sounds became louder orgasm girl said what's that cheering, the cricket ground I replied , we sat up and looked around, on the roof of the building opposite (which had hitherto been empty) sat a row of guys in deck chairs applauding and cheering wildly, some waving cans of beer... We replaced clothes with as much dignity as we had left (not a lot) and made our way to the stairs trying hard to look like we didn't care….

"Your ego is writing cheques, your body can't cash"

2 Apr 08, 5:25 PM
just_m
UK, 23 mths

Ok admittedly not really a bdsm story but still interesting:
Got caught in a public toilet in Barcelona 6 am after a night of absinthe (mmmh) while exchanging clothes with a male friend as part of a bet. It seemed a good idea at the time for him to put on my little black dress and for me to walk around in his trousers and shirt...well, we got caught by Catalan undercover police who thought we are doing some naughty stuff on the toilet (having seen us going in). It all worked out in the end though, because fortunately (in this case only she hastens to add) the cop was a fascist and thought it really cool that I was German. After a hearty "Heil Hitler" with the matching arm movement, he volunteered to stand outside of the toilets to give us some space to finish up dressing and to see to it that nobody would enter.

4 Apr 08, 6:30 PM
Mistress_Hypatia
UK, 2 yrs
We quite like the wide open spaces...and the woods...and the bit behind the hedge on the edge of a layby...and inside tents...and the rooms in castles....and rocky hillsides. We're not so keen on brushy woodland with almost-unnoticeable stinging nettles, though (ask ChildeRoland, he can get very eloquent on the subject of stinging nettles).
But what I want to know is, when you've been walking for hours, and haven't seen a soul, why is it that as soon as CR drops his trousers practically the entire population of the British Isles wants to parade past in their anoraks and walking boots?
On one occasion, we just gave up....
--A lady is never offensive... by accident.--
--Matthew 7:16--

4 Apr 08, 6:38 PM
The_Inner_Whore
UK(E), 3 yrs
Mistress_Hypatia wrote:
But what I want to know is, when you've been walking for hours, and haven't seen a soul, why is it that as soon as CR drops his trousers practically the entire population of the British Isles wants to parade past in their anoraks and walking boots?
On one occasion, we just gave up....
Ah, so it was him I saw! (see my profile pic) Nice!
We almost got caught at it, at the top of a birdwatching tower in the middle of a National Trust fen. So yes, kinky ramblers from the Cambridgeshire area, the woman with her tracksuit bottoms down her ankles and her rampant fella were Mr & Mrs Ms Tytania.
Cultivate your inner whore

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